Intruder came in yelling “where’s Nancy!?” and hit Pelosi’s husband with a hammer. Agent 47 possibly? This shit is crazy, I know the Lenin quote about weeks and decades happening and shit, but holy cow this is too many weeks in a row, can someone full-on Minecraft Schumer or DeSantis next lmao

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    I have a feeling this will not be the last physical attack on a Western politician for the next few months

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      I’m amazed Klaus Schwab hasn’t been found dead in a dumpster yet.

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      I was discussing this with my brothers earlier, most of these “plots” if you can even call them that were majorly unsuccessful. Jan 6 Almost led to Pence’s death(security escorted Pence out seconds before MAGAts would’ve swarmed him) some guy tried shooting up congress members in a GOP softball game(I think he maybe shot one in the leg, not positive tho) some crackers in Michigan tried to capture their governor too(they’re in really big trouble bc they planned that one semi-extensively)

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        The idiots in Michigan have a good chance of going free or a reduced charge, because 1/3 of their group were FBI agents who may have “accidently incited them and helped them plan”, what a joke.

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      God I hope not

      Edit: as in God I hope it’s not the last attempt to murder a western politician in the next few months.

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    Remember those rumors about Xi being couped in China, because he hadn’t made any public appearances for a while?

    Turns out he was in San Francisco setting this up.

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      I’m going to say no on this one because if Xi had set this up it would have been way better planned.

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      This is a thing where both sides is probably a bad thing. Right wing attack means more support for the ghoul, a tankie attack will just put is further into a shitty position in the US. Although one of our party members punching a right wing politician a few days ago did make us more popular, so who knows.

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      That was my first thought, any time something based happens in this country its usually a chud doing it for the wrong reasons

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      My dad is a lib and keeps up w Twitter and he says MTG posted saying “wait for tmr” or something the day before so he thinks she either set it up or a MTG psycho did it after seeing it, seems like a stretch tho bc she has A LOT of enemies

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    “hold on, before you hit me with that hammer… Let me make some stock trades” - Paul pelosi

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    I don’t know who dun it but I do hope this makes all insider traders feel a little less safe

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    Wonder if it will be our time’s archduke Ferdinand, our fire in Reichstag?

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    Dude breaks in on the one day Nancy isn’t in town and couldn’t figure that out? Then elderly husband gets hit with a hammer and will make a full recovery? The family that were already targeted with obviously fake graffiti?

    I hate that this shitty ass imperialist hegemon makes me question everything I hear lol

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      Even a deranged, depressed lunatic could somehow build an entire black powder firearm from scratch to kill a politician with shrapnel and ball bearings… but a fanatical man couldn’t even wound an elderly man with a hammer while hitting him for several minutes? Huh?

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        The attacker had him restrained but didn’t hit him until the cops showed up and tried to rescue him. Then he tried to kill him.

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          No, when the police arrived the assailant was apparently body locked with the husband in a melee over the hammer. He managed to get a “lucky” swing in on the husband in front of the cops before being incapacitated.

          Which brings up the question… what the hell was the intruder doing for the 15 minutes before the police arrived? Was an armed 42 year old man really held off and bested by a frail 82 year old that walks with a cane? For 15 minutes?

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            Not what I have read. Which is that the attacker planned to wait for Pelosi to come home. Who hates Pelosi most? Trump.

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              How would that be possible? He was seen by several witnesses and tripped the alarm system when he broke in, so he knew that police were on their way. He probably realized really early on that Nancy wasn’t home, so what was the plan? He takes a hostage for several days and orders the cops to bring Pelosi to him???

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                I guess even in helping high profile politicians, the cops are useless and show up too late.

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                I wasn’t there but the SFPD says this happened:

                In a news conference on Friday, San Francisco Police Chief William Scott said officers responded to a call at around 02:27 local time (09:27 GMT) in the city’s wealthy Pacific Heights neighbourhood.

                They found Mr Pelosi and the suspect - named by police as David DePape - both struggling over a hammer, but it was wrestled from Mr Pelosi’s control by the suspect, who violently assaulted him with it.

                The suspect was then tackled and disarmed by officers. He had attempted to tie up Mr Pelosi “until Nancy got home”, law enforcement sources told CBS News.

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        Tell that to Teddy Roosevelt, FDR, Eisenhower, Reagan, Ford, and Lincoln. All survived assassination attempts.

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            When I think of who would have replaced them, I’m glad most of them survived. Their Vice presidents were usually more reactionary than the president. Wallace (FDR) might have been okay but I’m not sure. He said a lot of things I like but he started as a Republican so I always wonder if he was a mole.

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      Seriously, it’s not hard to kill an elder man with a hammer, even accidentally. This person had no intention of actually doing harm.

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        So he had surgery for a skull fracture and broken arm just for fun?

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    “Nancy Pelosi’s husband attacks innocent hammer with his own skull”

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    Thor himself came down to smite the Pelosis but the gods are not what they used be anymore

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      That’s the hot question on everyone’s lips now, to put it short, nobody knows bc Gov is keeping her location secret because she’s so unpopular Beloved

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        If the Republicans hate her that much she must he doing something rights.

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      Probably planning another trip to Taiwan to try attempt #2 of “start WW3.”

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    can someone full-on Minecraft Schumer or DeSantis next lmao

    yeh