“This year’s Nobel Peace Price goes posthumously to Stepan Bandera”
Slavetrade Utensil
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I wonder why Hitler never got his… Because, as we learn nowadays, he clearly deserved some international rewards for all the good deeds for the humanity he and his capitalist friendos committed.
Back then he was nominated as a joke. Now he would be nominated seriously.
History repeats itself, first as farce, second as tragedy.
- Mark Carls
If they can’t pick then I nominate Juan Guaidó to take the position of acting Nobel Peace Prize Winner for 2022.
In addition to Zelensky’s many, many war crimes. Just today he called for NATO to nuke Russia first. So of course he’s gonna win.
Well Obama set the bar for peace prize very high with waging 5 wars. To top this one would have to either bomb the nobel comittee itself or maybe start nuclear armageddon idk.
Nazi, nazi or nazi… Who to pick 🤔
US: we love Muslims, look at our support for Uyghurs!!!
Navalny: Muslims are cockroaches and I support the US bombing them.
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After this they are usually back to “he’s not a nazi”.
Fun fact: He was kicked from Yabloko party for being too rightwing and hanging with other neonazis and Yabloko was famous for taking in basically anyone.
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Dennis Rodman ain’t on here? For shame
He already said that if he wasn’t nominated, shit’s rigged. The man gets more based as he ages.
Stopped taking the Nobel peace prize ever since Obama won it by default, without even having taken office as president yet.
Day by day my anger at the West just turns into bitter disappointment. Like what is this elaborate circus my friend?
So, a war criminal and two agents of influence furthering the goals of imperialist center.
Yeah, that’s about right for Nobel Peace Prize.
the man calling for a nuclear first strike, oh yeah he should totally get the peace prize
If he wins, then no one will ever take the Nobel Peace Prize seriously again.
If people take it seriously after Obama winning, I really don’t think Zelenskyj is going to be a PR problem.
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Or Roosevelt in 1906
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He was, but that bar is incredibly low. And anyways i meant Theodore Roosevelt (look the date).
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There’s a really good chapter on the new deal in the book Settlers, that’s worth reading. It certainly changed my perspective on it.
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Guaidouskaya:
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unfathombly based, you have won the nobel prize and declared the person of the year! Now, we’ll show you on TV for some months and forget about you right after 👏👏
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While Seanchaí will be the national leader of the Unified Republic of Ireland, I’ll declare myself as leader of the EU before anyone else does.
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You can always rule as Governor of any European Republic in our People’s Union.
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She didn’t say it, she declared it.
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Is that like declaring bankruptcy? I go outside and yell it loudly and all my debts are forgiven?
There can’t be two rulers tho, Guaido already claimed Belarus. Finders keepers.
Is that also a reason why Maduro have a sword?
CIA puppets fear the Bushido.
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This has to be satire lol
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Tbf, Mandela had already sold out by that point. That’s why he got half of it even.
From the top of my head: Wilson, Marshall, Kissinger, Teresa, wałęsa, Dalai Lama, Gorbachev, Carter. Hell, entire EU got one.
Some recipients really did deserved it like MLK for example, but overall it’s like mixed barrel of honey, sawdust and shit.
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Don’t forget Obungler. Who then happily went on a mass murder spree.
Yeah he was mentioned in the post i was responding to so i just added some more stars to the list.
Honestly, if anyone still thought the Nobel was about peace after the Drone King’s W, I’d have to ask them to link me up with their plug; 'cause they’re smoking better than what I can grow.Ignore that; Ratto already brought it up a full 45 before me lmao
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What exactly has Navalny done? The dude attends neo-Nazi rallies.
Comrade, I think you accidentally made multiple posts
probably just to make the level of normalcy on display absolutely clear
Jerboa is being rude to me after the recent update, blame Jerboa
It should be me
Since you presumably didn’t help kill hundreds of thousands of civilians or fuel destabilisation and conflict in many regions, you’re already more qualified than two former winners.
Who are the other two?
Isn’t the point of a peace prize is to give to those who actually advocate peace?
Navalny and Tsikhanouskaya, the Juan Guaidós of Russia and Belarus respectively.
If they don’t give it to female Mussolini, Hillary Clinton is going to be very upset.