• JucheBot1988
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    As they plummet to earth, Biden sees a power line right below them. “Holy corn puffs,” he shouts, “we’re about to get electrocuted!”

    Unfortunately, they survive, because Ukraine doesn’t have any electricity.

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    At least there is a confession hidden in the joke. First, the US is a merchant of death, with the comparison made between the sell of arms and alcoholism. Second, that there is an uncomfortable relationship shared between the US and Ukraine as when they are alone together they share an over-familiar glance. Last, the affair is sucidial; insofaras, Ukraine, in its adocity to lift Russia from its seat and shatter it, will destroy itself as well as the US.

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    I doubt he could do that. 70 year old Putin could still overpower that clown.

  • HaSch
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    Wouldn’t this imply they should have gotten rid of Zelensky instead?

  • gun@lemmy.ml
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    This is a variant of a racist joke I’ve heard long time ago. It goes something like

    racist joke

    Basically the exact same joke, but with an Asian, Mexican, and an American. Asian throws away rice, Mexican throws away beans, and the American throws out the Mexican.

    So not even that original of a post

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      The Asian and Mexican throw the yank out of the balloon right into an active lava flow. Then makes some delicious rice and beans.

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    implying that biden wouldn’t shoot both of them…