• Shrike502
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    N-no you take it back! I’m not a lib! I’m not a lib!

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      As a fellow not-lib, I concur! Lets have some lattes and then go burn down a police station or five. (for the feds reading, that was a joke, calm down)

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      As a fellow “liberal”, all I can say is that I’m glad to not count myself among all the trots in my workplace. Rest assured, it could be worse!

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        Oh the machine is not at home. It’s at work. The team I’m in pooled together and bought one

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          I, on the other hand, do have one at home. I bought it during lock down because my schedule shifted at the time to having to wake up around 4am. The amount of caffeine I needed to survive that change meant that it was a worthwhile investment because making my own meant that I was spending significantly less per latte compared to the local coffee stand, thing paid for itself in under a year easily.

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    Anarchists make cowboy coffee over a campfire, claiming to enjoy drinking the grinds.

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      Wasn’t one of the many uses of burlap designed to circumvent that? You course use it as a water, and by extension coffee filter, in a pinch to remove sediment and large contaminants.

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          See he’s getting aggressive! That proves his guilt beyond a shadow of a doubt!

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          My detector is fine tuned to picking up mentions of the fascistic “Iced-Coffee” abomination! /s

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      are you… perhaps… ya know… attracted to the same gender as yourself?

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    mls drink lightly colored shit water instead of coffee? that doesnt seem right. idk only aes country i know enough about to say is Cuba and there u WILL find a minimum of 1 italian style coffee maker in every home.

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    I extract the caffeine through food-grade ethanol, concentrate it in a rotovap, combine it with a thickener and surfactant, whip it and serve on top of a slice of bagel.

    What flavour am I?

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      this is the posadist method for coffee preparation

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        I thought that posadist coffee would involve putting iced coffee in a microwave to enjoy all of the radiation.

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    What if I use a stovetop kettle to pour hot water into Jacobs instant coffee?

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    Ain’t no way a Hoxhaist is reading the French Press

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    Meanwhile I’m over here drinking another verification can for my caffeine…