This is a big moment for me everybody. I have been kicked off of reddit almost instantly due to the spell, but I’ve been forced to wander the fediverse for a long time since my CCP handlers normally don’t allow me to stop posting. However, I found a cure while mindlessly scrolling through the front page.
I’m making this very quick post to thank all of you before the Great Fire Wall swoops in to prevent me from reading the spell in full, allowing me to realize my inner liberal self and deprogram from the Chinese propaganda.
As a thanks, I will reveal the real COVID agend
War on Terror 9/11 Larry Silverstein Mikhail Gorbachev The Westington House Scandal Latin American Puppet Dictators Operation Condor Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein CIA Agents The Clinton Chronicles Waco Siege Scandal Nixon Watergate Scandal The Fake Tibetan Protest of 2008 Staged Coup of Colombia Kandahar massacre War on Terror Patriot Act PRISM Edward Snowden Guantanamo Bay Illegal Occupation CIA black sites Human Rights NSA mass surveillance Warrantless Wiretapping 4th Amendment violations Julian Assange whistle-blower manhunt Ecuadorian embassy Corporate interests worker’s rights healthcare rights free education Police militarization incarceration rate fake weapons of mass destruction Petrodollar warfare Free Palestine USS Liberty attack by IDF Mossad cover up false antisemitism accusations depleted uranium munitions war crime Geneva Convention Agent Orange My Lai Massacre Contras 1973 Chile coup CIA backing puppet dictators Illegal Occupation 1954 Guatemalan coup d’état United Fruit Company Cuban Missile Crisis Turkish Missile Crisis Bay of Pigs Iran Contra Operation Northwoods Saudi lobby American Cover-Up of Trials of Unit 731 Abu Ghraib torture and prisoner abuse MKUltra Tuskegee syphilis experiment Suspension of Habeas Corpus Sedition Acts civil rights Martin Luther King murder COINTELPRO Bombing of Libya Bombing of Yemen Bombing of Syria Intervention in Yugoslavia Philippine Genocide of 1900 Choctaw Trail of Tears Andrew Jackson illegal Overthrow of the Kingdom of Hawaii the Illegal Colonialism of American Samoa Guam and other Pacific Islands the Economic Embargo on Mexico haole invasion the rape of Okinawa Jarhead rapists migrant caravan ICE children in cages Kunduz Hospital Drone Strike
“We didn’t start the fire”
it would go on for hours lol
“It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on”
Mister Billy Joel planned ahead.
Your location will be drone striked by the CIA in approximately 2 minutes
This is such an abbreviated list too
Finaly, the Anti-American Copypasta
The anti-american copypasta is just a list of healthy, non-processed, low calorie foods.
KKK police origins 93% peaceful BLM protests crushed opioid epidemic Epstein pedo elite 1000000 covid dead Tik Tok brain destruction rampant homelessness Puritanical or pornographic corn syrup Flint water Coca Cola death squads Chiquita death squads fake ass moon landing Paw Patrol MCU Operation Gladio Operation Paperclip Henry Ford Museum AIDs crack cocaine smarm snark Silicon Valley dollar fifty Arizonas food deserts US military biggest polluter climate change hidden cigarette cancer hidden New Orleans Katrina white supremacist mass shootings election rigging legal corruption CIA heart attack gun planned obsolescence globally exported antiblack racism 30 lane highway celebrity worship suicide rates prison rape constant advertisements astroturfing Arab/Latino refugee crisis invasion of Haiti industrial farming Amazon piss bottles suburban schizophrenia Soleimani plague blankets war doctrine prioritizing destruction of civilian infrastructure Laos fast fire friends unequal exchange atomization redlining death of community plastic surgery Twitch streaming destruction of supply mukbang (DLC, $4.99)
We have no choice but to abandon communism
The liberal mastery of sorcery has been well-documented. For example, the simple incantation of “Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact” has been used to turn the Soviet Union into an axis power.
As the liberal mantra only gets stronger the more it’s repeated, I fear that the day that I turn into an actual tank isn’t far off.What if I told you that the nazis practiced national socialism?
What if I told national socialism that the Nazis practiced you?
Fear? My dear comrade, just imagine how much quicker we could bring about communism if we were all just a bunch of literal tanks. The liberals are unknowingly digging their own graves.
Now, which tank to do u think u’ll be?
We are transformers, tanks in disguise.
Where’s Praximus Prime at?
its engine is stallin
I’ll probably be a smol beans T-70 light tank. What about you comrade?
Def this T-34. I’m just drawn to it.
You’re a lib, that tank is pink for the Barbie movie
posters are technicals
A KV2, obviously ☺️ Tho tbf a bunch of scattered tanks would just get drone striken w.o good anti-air ✅️💥
MS-1/T-18
I hear the people of Hexbear have an anti-liberal spell that is so powerful it can take down entire sites. Perhaps Lemmygrad should investigate.
Constantly referring to Republicans as liberals does 1d4 psychic damage to liberals every time.
Nah just that one image of a North Korean soldier that was too big and crashed our own site that one time
So you’re harboring weapons of mass destruction? You know what that means.
Careful what you say. Both Lemmygrad and Hexbear are under the protection of the lion of Syria.
🗣️ THE LION OF DAMASCUS IS ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY WITH HEXBEAR AND LEMMYGRAD ALONGSIDE HIM 🇸🇾🇸🇾🇸🇾🇸🇾💪💪💪💪
🔥🇮🇱🔥😂😂😂 death to pissrael 😂😂😂🔥🇮🇱🔥
Oh so that’s why they have “hex” in the name
I can’t imagine thinking Chinese citizens wouldn’t know what basic geographical regions in their own country are.
It’s like yelling “Hawaii! Puerto Rico! American Civil War!” at an US citizen and expecting them to wake up.
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Almost like they skimmed a Vice article and now think they’re genius crusaders going to help the poor, hapless, sort of stupid, pitiable, brainwashed Chinese people. They really think Chinese citizens are just mindless NPCs. Projection again. Sad!
They really think Chinese citizens are just mindless NPCs.
I used to be a Free Tibet activist like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
打倒美国 مرگ بر آمریکا 中央情报局是恐怖组织 شيطان بزرگ White Terror Valkoinen Terrori Century of Humiliation 百年國恥 Operation Northwoods Operación Northwoods No Gun Ri massacre 노근리 양민 학살 사건 1.6 billion excess deaths 1,6 अरब अतिरिक्त मौतें Black Lives Matter 黑人的命也是命 Gwangju uprising 오일팔 Nakba النكبة NATO bombing of Yugoslavia НАТО бомбардовање СРЈ Vault 7 Valv 7 Tulsa race massacre 土爾沙種族屠殺 Azov Battalion Полк Азов Abdullah Öcalan عەبدوڵڵا ئۆجەلان California genocide Pagpatay ng lahi sa California Qana massacre טבח קנא Ku Klux Klan 三K党 French debt on Haiti Dèt franse kont Ayiti Gerrymandering 美國傑利蠑螈 Tibetan serfdom 西藏农奴制度 Great Famine 爱尔兰大饥荒 Unit 731 731部隊 Jim Crow 吉姆·克勞法 Generalplan Ost План «Ост» Operation Paperclip Operation Overcast Battle of Blair Mountain معركة جبل بلير Agent Orange Chất độc da cam Bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki 日本への原子爆弾投下 Red Scare Красная угроза Five Eyes alliance Groupe des cinq Russian constitutional crisis Чёрный октябрь Contras 康特拉 Highway of Death طريق الموت May 17 coup 5·17 쿠데타 Daniel Hale 丹尼尔·黑尔 La Matanza 大屠杀（萨尔瓦多）Yaqui Wars Mga digmaang Yaqui Libyan Civil War الحرب الأهلية الليبية George Floyd 乔治·弗洛伊德之死 Salem Witch Trials Bruxas de Salém Battle of the Beanfield 豆田战役 1918 Sedition Act 1918 Volksverhetzungsgesetz Unite the Right rally Rechtsextreme Demonstrationen in Charlottesville 2017 Assassination attempts on Castro Intentos de asesinato de Fidel Castro Jallianwala Bagh massacre ਜਲ੍ਹਿਆਂਵਾਲਾ ਬਾਗ ਹੱਤਿਆਕਾਂਡ February 28 Incident 二二八事件 Ballymurphy massacre Sléacht Bhaile Uí Mhurchú Nuclear testing at Bikini Atoll 比基尼环礁核试验 Qibya massacre טבח קיביה Syngman Rhee 이승만 Apartheid Uhlelo lobandlululo Hunger Plan План голода Bay View massacre Masakra w Bay View May 16 Coup 5.16 군사정변 Angela Davis 安吉拉·戴维斯 Nukapu expedition 努卡普远征队 Bay of Pigs Invasion Invasión de bahía de Cochinos Dakota Access Pipeline Protests 2016年北达科他州反对输油管道事件 KCIA 중앙정보부 Herrin massacre Masakra Herrin Expulsion of the Chagossians Expulsion des Chagossiens Edward Snowden Эдвард Сноуден Guantanamo Bay Centro de detención de Guantánamo Jeju massacre 제주 4·3 사건 Kalinago genocide 卡利纳戈种族灭绝 Project MKUltra Abu Ghraib torture and prisoner abuse إساءة معاملة السجناء والتعذيب في سجن أبي غريب 1987 Martial law 미군정 계엄 Burkina Faso coup Coup d’État de 1987 au Burkina Faso Paulet affair Hawaiʻi Pelekāne 1943 Bengal famine 1943 সালের বাংলার দুর্ভিক্ষ Occupation of Malheur National Wildlife Reserve Ocupación de milicianos del refugio nacional de vida silvestre de Malheur Embargo against Cuba Embargo estadounidense a Cuba Jayuya Uprising El Grito de Jayuya Donetsk People’s Republic Донецкая Народная Республика 2020 Canadian pipeline protests Blocus autochtone anti-gazoduc de 2020 au Canada Ferguson unrest 弗格森暴动 1992 Washington heights 1992年华盛顿高地暴动 Otoya Yamaguchi 山口二矢 Aden exhibiton حملة عدن Black Hills War Ȟe Sápa 2020 Indian farmers’ protests भारतीय किसान विरोध प्रदर्शन (२०२०-२०२१) Siege of Fort Pitt Осада форта Питт Yellow River Flood 花園口決隄事件 1927 Columbine massacre Massaker in der Columbine Mine Battle of Evarts Schlacht von Evarts Peterloo massacre Cyflafan Peterloo Business Plot 华尔街商人政变 Zeitoun incident תקרית זיתון Kent State massacre Kent-State-Massaker Bagram torture and prisoner abuse د بګرام شکنجه او له بندیانو سره ناوړه چلند James Connolly Séamas Ó Conghaile Ustaše Усташе Cochabamba Water War Guerra del agua Seminole Wars 塞米诺尔战争 Proud Boys 驕傲男孩 Ocoee massacre Masak nan Ocoee Bombing of the DPRK 조선 폭격 Rock Springs massacre 岩泉大屠杀 Treaty of Fort Laramie 1868拉勒米堡条约 Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone 国会山自治区 Freikorps 德國自由軍團 Ili Rebellion ئىلى ئىسيان MLK suicide letter 联邦调查局-马丁·路德·金自杀信 Great Depression 大萧条 Anpo Protests 安保闘争 Ken Saro-Wiwa 卡山偉華 Stono rebellion Stono-Aufstand Selk’nam Genocide Genocidio selknam Rhodesia Rodhizha Operation Ajax کودتای ۲۸ مرداد Australian frontier wars 澳大利亚边境战争 Yeosu-Suncheon massacre 여수·순천 사건 COVID-19 in the United States 2019冠狀病毒病美國疫情 Mau Mau uprising Maumau Parsley massacre Masak nan Pèsil 2009 Honduran coup Golpe de Estado en Honduras de 2009 Somoza dynasty Familia Somoza Operation Yellowbird 黃雀行動 Eric Garner Убийство Эрика Гарнера Margaret Thatcher 玛格丽特·撒切尔 Briggs plan Rancangan Briggs Operation Legacy Operación Legacy Greek junta Καθεστώς των Συνταγματαρχών Wounded Knee Massacre Čaŋkpé Opí Phu Quoc Prison Nhà tù Phú Quốc Paris Commune Commune de Paris Abu Ali Mustafa أبو علي مصطفى ICE Servicio de Control de Inmigrac1ión y Aduanas Euromaidan Українська революція 2013-2014 років Al-Dawayima massacre טבח אל-דוויימה Operation Mongoose Operación Mangosta Internment of Japanese Americans 日系人の強制収容 Fred Hampton 弗雷德汉普顿 Muammar Gaddafi معمر القذافي Philando Castile Dilkii Philando Castile USS Liberty תקרית החירות של Shock therapy Экономическая шоковая терапия Palmer Raids 帕尔默突袭 Worker’s Party of South Korea 남조선로동당 1981 Seychelles coup attempt 1981 tentative de coup d’État aux Seychelles Operation Olive Branch Zeytin Dalı Harekâtı 2002 Venezuelan coup attempt Golpe de Estado en Venezuela de 2002 South Korean general strike 2021年韩国大罢工 Skull famine कवटीचा दुष्काळ Belt and Road initiative 一带一路 Wage theft 无薪加班 January 6 insurrection 2021年美国国会大厦遭冲击事件 Anti-Comintern Pact Patto anticomintern Castro freed the slaves 古巴的奴隶制 Residential schools 加拿大印地安人寄宿學校系統 Killing of Patrice Lumumba Kuuawa kwa Patrice Lumumba Paris massacre Massacre du 17 octobre 1961 Universal health care Asistencia sanitaria universal Taíno people 泰诺族 Congo “Free” State Onafhankelijke Congostaat Indonesian mass killings Pembantaian di Indonesia 1965–1966 1979 South Korean coup 12.12 군사반란 National Security Act 국가보안법 Emmett Till 爱默特·提尔 U.S. intervention in the Russian Civil War Иностранная военная интервенция в России Hemisphere project پروژه همیسفیر Unit 684 실미도 사건 American labor camps Yhdysvaltojen vankilaväestön palkaton pakkotyö Lobbying 美國遊說 1998 Russian financial crisis Экономический кризис в России (1998) Milwaukee protests Milwaukee kev tawm tsam Nanjing massacre 南京大屠杀 Operation PBSuccess Golpe de Estado en Guatemala de 1954 Black War 黑色戰爭 German-Polish non-aggression pact Deklaracja między Polską a Niemcami o niestosowaniu przemocy Colfax massacre Massacre de Colfax Kandahar massacre کشتار قندهار Annexation of Hawaiʻi 纽兰兹决议 Long hot summer of 1967 Mùa hè dài, nóng năm 1967 Great Bengal famine of 1769 1769 সালের মহা বাংলার দুর্ভিক্ষ Batista dictatorship Fulgencio Batista Military-industrial complex 军事工业复合体 Trail of Tears ᎨᏥᎧᎲᏓ ᎠᏁᎬᎢ United Fruit Company La Frutera Lugansk People’s Republic Луганская Народная Республика Bodo League massacre 보도연맹 학살사건 COINTELPRO 反情报计划 Taiwan Province 台湾省 Phoenix Program Chiến dịch Phụng Hoàng U.N. Resolution 73/157 План ООН 73/157 Dust Bowl 黑色风暴事件 Operation Urgent Fury Invasión de Granada Indonesian New Order Orde Baru Los Angeles riots 1992年洛杉磯暴動 1973 Chilean coup d’état Golpe de Estado en Chile de 1973 Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples Ñe’ẽmoherakuã opaite tetãyguaita retã ihekombo’e rehegua US slavery Chế độ nô lệ tại Hoa Kỳ Poverty alleviation 精准扶贫 First Opium War 第一次鸦片战争 Planned obsolescence 計畫性報廢 Self-determination Motuhaketanga Greensboro massacre 格林斯博罗大屠杀 Guatemalan genocide Genocidio guatemalteco Genocide in German South West Africa Namibiese volksmoord 1904-1908 2019 Bolivian coup Crisis política en Bolivia de 2019 Iraq War حرب العراق Nayirah testimony شهادة نيرة Shanghai massacre 上海大屠杀 Dirty War La Guerra Sucia Breonna Taylor 布伦娜·泰勒之死 PATRIOT Act 美國愛國者法案 Julian Assange 朱利安·阿桑奇 Indian Removal Act 印第安人迁移法案 Free Palestine فلسطين حرة 没有共产党就没有新中国 Коммунизм победит!
I think you made a mistake; this one is way longer than other one
This one is way better though. Bonus points for using the appropriate language for the event/place/etc after the English for a lot of these
Shortest leftist meme:
Based
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I’m assuming we have answers to all those events listed. Also, what’s with the mixture of Chinese and English? Are they each separate events or are they in the original Chinese first and then translated, because I never understood why it’s formatted like that.
pretty sure the English is mixed in to let the Anglo posters feel smug and better about themselves, which is the general purpose of the meme itself
The target isn’t really Chinese citizens or “Wumaos” but other English-speaking, terminally online libs/fash
A lot of OP’s pasta is Chinese first and identical English second, but there are clear departures from this, such as the initial “动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet”
Note that Tibet does not occur in the Chinese there at all.
That’s sort of what I figured, especially with the long string of Chinese at the end with only “Winnie the Pooh” at the end of it. I don’t speak a lick of Chinese, I can’t read it either but I assumed that these weren’t all direct translations.
Aye, we do!
Nobel peace prize?
諾貝爾和平獎!!!
Oh good, Reddit!
Lesser China Ward
XI JINGPING GACHI MUCHI? OH MAMA PLEASE SUPPLY ME THE LINKERINO
:panting: :panting: :panting:
Crackeroid smaccdown imminent‼️
that’s weird, remember when i had a twitter account and posting an apparently random “Norfolk Southern” my account took a cyanide pill
The SeeSeePee after reading this:
Keep an eye on them, if they repeat the entire text into a mirror pronounced perfectly 3 times, The Communist Party of China dissembles😨
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
Thank you
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