This is a big moment for me everybody. I have been kicked off of reddit almost instantly due to the spell, but I’ve been forced to wander the fediverse for a long time since my CCP handlers normally don’t allow me to stop posting. However, I found a cure while mindlessly scrolling through the front page.

I’m making this very quick post to thank all of you before the Great Fire Wall swoops in to prevent me from reading the spell in full, allowing me to realize my inner liberal self and deprogram from the Chinese propaganda.

As a thanks, I will reveal the real COVID agend

  • Bloops
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    58
    ·
    10 months ago

    I hear the people of Hexbear have an anti-liberal spell that is so powerful it can take down entire sites. Perhaps Lemmygrad should investigate.

    • CannotSleep420
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      28
      ·
      10 months ago

      So you’re harboring weapons of mass destruction? You know what that means.

      • Bloops
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        20
        ·
        10 months ago

        Careful what you say. Both Lemmygrad and Hexbear are under the protection of the lion of Syria.

        • Łumało [he/him]
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          13
          ·
          10 months ago

          🗣️ THE LION OF DAMASCUS IS ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY WITH HEXBEAR AND LEMMYGRAD ALONGSIDE HIM 🇸🇾🇸🇾🇸🇾🇸🇾💪💪💪💪

          🔥🇮🇱🔥😂😂😂 death to pissrael 😂😂😂🔥🇮🇱🔥

    • Shrike502
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      26
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      10 months ago

      Oh so that’s why they have “hex” in the name