Enjoy this account request we just received.

And yes it’s Wisconcom, this dweeb doesn’t even know how to use a VPN.

  • PolandIsAStateOfMind
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    This seriously reads as satire, just first paragraph and i’m already floored by the “almighty Gonzalo Thought”

    Other notable bangers include: Soviet Brezhnievite social fascists exerting (entire?) efforts against the greatest threat being Gonzalo, “revolutionary celibacy (???)”, Gang of Four as paragon of socialism, Cuba and DPRK completely cancelled because not following Gonzalo = bourgeoisie, social imperialist Stalin creating “degenerated bureocracy (alone?)”.

    But best thing is twice mentioned “principally Maoism” - what a great antirevisionist!

    Hell the only part not being nuclear take for me is that part about USA because i don’t get the context, but i bet it’s something ridiculous too.

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      I’m still 100% convinced that this guy is just a troll with too much time

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        Has to be, this is too absurd to not be like-- this feels like old-school, surreal, practically-absurdist 4channery.

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          I don’t make fun of people for their sex life or lack there of, especially because I’m the last person to make fun of someone for that, but I don’t think Wisconcom has to try very hard to be celibate.

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    There is no way someone is this mentally ill, has this much free time, and is this devoted to being a troll.

    They have to be a Fed. It’s not even funny how much Wiscon glows.

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    Lmao the optional question 1

    Imagine reading Mao extensively (or claiming to) and still not getting the “socialist counties can also make mistakes”

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    “All AES even Stalin are revisionist bc they didn’t immediately follow whatever weird new theory I as a random volcel troll from over half a century later think they should’ve”

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      When you call yourself a “Marxist-Leninist-Stalinist” but then call Stalin a social-imperialist.

  • Aria 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇩
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    >I think gender is more expression rather than physiology, however, I still uphold revolutionary morality and celibacy.

    ???

    tf does this line even mean?

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      Means they’re an incel; they just don’t complain about it (ostensibly). I am still absolutely flummoxed as to what the fuck ‘revolutionary morality’ means.

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        I think “revolutionary morality” seems a bit coherent even though it sounds like a can of worms.

        “Revolutionary celibacy” on the other hand…

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          Volcel police patrols the land to ensure comrades keep their vital essence to themselves. One is born with only so much vital essence and it does not replenish. The debaucherous hoards seek to temp you into expending all your vital essence and rob your years.

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              Vital essence is cum. The volcel police policies the horny to prevent them from cumming out their vital essence.

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            Communism will only happen when humanity voluntarily ceases to exist.

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    “almighty gonzalo thought” yep they’re a maoist

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    Damn if there aren’t enough people telling me to read everything from the CPP already.

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    THE LEGEND HAS RETURNED…

    AND HE’S BACK…

    TO ROT OUR BRAINS

    WISCONCOM 2: THE MOVIE

    (COMING NEVER)

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      1. I’m an anti-revisionist Marxist-Leninist-Maoist, principally Maoist. While I began my adventure as a Marxist being a follower of revisionist ideology, I soon started to study extensively the works of Chairman Mao Zedong and the PC and CP along with their people’s wars, and later I got into MLMpM. Now my actions as a revolutionary are correctly directed towards a lite of serving the people under the banner of almighty Gonzalo Thought.
      2. Your principles are completely rightist and revisionist. I think you should study up on Mao’s Three World’s Theory for a better idea of geopolitics. I strongly disagree with your concept of “AES”. “AES” was made up by the Soviet Brezhnevite social-tascists to provide ideological support for their social-imperialist ettorts against Socialist China, and later, against the people’s war in Peru.
      3. I think gender is more expression rather than physiology, however, I still uphold revolutionary morality and celibacy. ==Optional questions==
      4. I don’t think any socialist states exist in the modern world. China stopped being socialist when its government overthrew the Gang of Four and became capitalist in 1978. I also don’t think either Cuba nor the DPRK are socialist, because they have historically supported Soviet social-imperialism, and also because they don’t tollow Marxism-Leninism-Maoism, principally Maoism, and because anvone who is not MLMpM is a revisionist, and how revisionism is bourgeois ideology, theretore Cuba and the DPRK are bourgeois.
      5. Joseph Stalin made many mistakes. He tailed to create a mass-line from the party to the people, he created a massive degenerated bureaucracy, and he was becoming a social-imperialist by the end ot his life.
      6. I want to cover topics which relate to the Maoist movement in the United States, such as the Red Guard collectives, the Committee to Reconstitute CPUSA, and so on.
      7. To creatively apply the universal theory of Marxism-Leninism-Maoism, principally Maoism, to one’s own conditions, to form red guard collectives. and to educate the masses on MLMDM so we can lead a Peoples War until communism.
      8. I would like to change some of your page which has misinformation on the Communist Party of Peru and its people’s wars. I dislike how you use anti-communist propaganda and data.
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    i think he saw this cuz everything has one downvote on it.