Why, when they can just TURN IT OFF.

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    Every opinion I don’t like is made by a Russian bot. I as a Westerner am the supreme race.

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    They spent several years and several billions on constructing a pipeline just to destroy it as a prank.

    If u disagree ur a paid-for brainwashed foreign bot

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      The brainrot is amazing. How could they not stop for just 1 second and really think about what they’re saying? Truly the only thing they understand is Harry Potter. They’ve never matured past the age of 7.

      I’m now ashamed of criticizing people who jumped on Saddam has WMDs bandwagon, at least those guys were fooled by something that they were lied to about, not like this when the existence of UkroNazis and NATO encroachment has been public fucking knowledge for a whole decade, and they just choose to pretend like it doesn’t exist, and that just for supporting Nazis! Compared to these, Saddam has WMDs guys were paragons of logic and virtue.

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        The WMD hystetia is why I have become very skeptical. It amazes me how the same trick can be played over and over again.

        Scream baseless accusations and ignore rational arguments to justify war.

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      It’s basically that meme of a crying face in a smug face mask. Aka copium

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    Officials posting on Twitter “Thanks USA”

    American ships and aircraft in the area for days before the explosion.

    Biden and other US officials threatening to do exactly this multiple times.

    US fossil fuel corporations saying the war in Ukraine is so profitable for them.

    Yeah… Russia blew up their own pipeline…

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    Remember kids, using your head makes you a Russian bot.

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      While thinking with your other head makes you a proud citizen of the USA.

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    Bruh Russia owns the faucet, they can simply press a button and not even a drop of gas reaches Europe, liberals are dumb

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    There are two possible scenarios.

    1. Russia’s intentions and motivations are the ones they say, which would make them completely consistent.
    2. Russia’s intentions and motivations are that they are evil and stupid.
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    I like that they just reject the humanity of the people whose opinions they dislike.

    You don’t agree with me? You’re a robot.

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    What if they tried that but then went to bed and could hear a really annoying drip… drip, drip … … drip just as they were trying to get to sleep?

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    they cant comprehend people not subscribing to neoliberal lies, so they call them bots

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    I think it’s quite ironic that while they’re accusing everyone that doesn’t 100% agree with them of being a Russian bot they themselves have turned into actual NATO bots.