• ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆
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    241 year ago

    Wow, I guess all the Ukrainian infrastructure is just falling apart all on its own. Just a big coincidence it started happening after Russia started doing missile strikes.

  • @HaSch
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    201 year ago

    Mega-advanced Western antimatter bullets can travel back in time and shoot down missiles retroactively

  • Marxism-Fennekinism
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    1 year ago

    For people bad at math, which I suspect is what they’re banking on: the first and last figures mean only 3 missiles were missed in total, the middle one means 6 were. Where did those three additional misses come from, and where did they go, cotton eyed Joe?

    So either they’re bullshitting or they were too dumb to count to 73 correctly.

    • 陈卫华是我的英雄OP
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      61 year ago

      These statements are released by different branches of the Ukrainian government. None of them know jack shit about how many missiles were shot down (in reality almost none of them were) so they just lie about how many missiles were shot down and then make it sound more believable by making up statistics about how many missiles there were in the first place.

  • Kaffe
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    You’re wondering how they went from missing 6 to missing 3

    Three landed so the Ukrainian Defense shot the impact sites again for good measure

  • @ComradeSalad
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    1 year ago

    Ukraine is obviously save scumming to get a better high score obviously.

  • 陈卫华是我的英雄OP
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    81 year ago

    This is especially funny because Russian sources claim that between 20-70 targets were hit, some of them with multiple missiles, and the Ukrainians themselves admit that basically the entire northern half of their country was without power, which means that 3 Russian missiles singlehandedly somehow hit 20+ targets in several different oblasts and disrupted the entire Ukrainian power grid. Logic time

  • @CriticalResist8A
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    71 year ago

    Someone said on twitter its because when Russian missiles hit their target, they pack up their shit and go look for another one and I think about that all the time lmao

  • JucheBot1988
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    31 year ago

    Math is an evil Soviet innovation that intruded on the peaceful blood and soil of our fatherland