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    Principles of Communism! The Communist Manifesto! The Little Red Book!

    Only you can collect them all! One in every Happy Meal!

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      Wanna bet it’ll be some junk like Prilepin or Ilyin?

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        Granted, it’s a children’s happy meal, so it’ll probably be stuff like fairy tales, little fact books, shortened child version of famous books, and other things like that. Kind of like those old 8 page Disney fairytale books.

        But if we play into the joke and a corporation was giving out theory, it would probably put out junk like Trotsky, Dugin, or Kautsky, for the sole purpose of creating conflict/confusing new leftists.

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      Or another copy of On Authority.

      Damn I got that one last week.

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    Mc Donalds also have children books in happy meals, at least in Poland, though it’s probably only recent.

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      Partly because the US sees even the minutest effort towards affordable public education as a frivolous excess of Keynesian economics which must at all cost be dismantled; partly because you couldn’t read anything anyway as the fat would make all the pages transparent