Yeah yeah, socialism and communism is good whatever… The true question is… How do I stop being so horny? This is a big problem communism and socialism will have to solve.

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    The people’s VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!! انتباه!! انتباه!! هنا جنود الحرية الجنسية. لدعم الثورة ، نطلب منك الابتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية والحفاظ على الحيوانات المنوية الخاصة بك من أجل العربدة الثورية الجماعية. يرجى الامتناع عن سخيف وامتصاص. الليبراليون البيض!

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    One good first step towards being less horny would be to refrain from looking at pictures of young Stalin all day.

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    Outdoor exercise can help. Be healthy and have a good time. Most importantly be moderate in indulging, doing it more will only reinforce it

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      Exercise raises the level of testosterone which makes you only hornier

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        Intense exercise (like heavy lifting or martial arts sparring/fighting) can drastically lower your sex drive to the point where it’s non existent

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    If you think you are horny, aways rember that Che Guevara and Fidel Castro existed, you can be based and an comrade and still be horny, as long as the hornyness is not counter revoluctionary.

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    Eh, honestly? If you’re serious:

    You do have to find other areas to channel your interests.

    I know that many AES states in the past and present have tackled pornography and pornography addiction in many ways.

    I would suggest the works of Alexandra Kollontai in this case.

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    Remember that libs and fascists are always horny, while Ho Chi Minh was celibate all his life.

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      You have no idea about how horny Che Guevara and Fidel Castro where.

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        Motorcycle diaries is basically: Horny, Horny, Horny, Leprosy commune, Indigenous miners being exploited, Horny

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          Reminds me of that one Soviet joke/fable about Engels, Marx, and Lenin. Somebody asks all three of them whether it’s better to have a mistress or a wife. Marx, being a sentimental family man, very much in love with Jenny, replies: “A wife.” Engels is a bit of a playboy, so he says, “Mistress.” But Lenin, who’s famously ascetic, replies “Both.” Marx and Engels are a little surprised at this, and ask him to explain. Lenin says: “You tell the mistress you’re with the wife, and the wife you’re with the mistress, and while they both think you’re occupied, you go to the library and learn, learn, learn.”

          In other words: Lenin being a boomer.

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            What a fucking neeeeerd. This confirms is, Lenin is a nerd, Stalin is a chad, Trotsky is a snake.

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              “Sorry, babe, not tonight, the bourgeoisie gave me a headache.” (Starts frantically writing State and Revolution)

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    In cummunism, everyone gives according to their need and receives according to their ability

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    You having a lot of outside activities. You will have no time to be horny.

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    Get some hobbies. Art of some kind (drawing/painting, writing, 3D modelling, etc), learn to code, pick up a new language, read books (see: theory), exercise, and spend time that would otherwise be wasted on porn on that instead.

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      i bump this, get yourself some gunpla models, they are so fun to build even if you have no intention of making them look good.

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    Get diagnosed with depression and a prescription for antidepresants. Not only do they kill your libido, but an orgasm will take so long and be so underwhelming you feel like your junk stopped working.

    Antipsychotics are a good weapon too, you just tell a psychiatrist you have trouble falling asleep.

    /s

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      Serious:

      The problem isn’t having erotic impulses, it’s having unhealthy reactions to them. Like watching porn(*). Along with the advice Mushroom gave, I suggest stop watching porn and embracing being a sexual person in a way you’re comfortable. Having partner(s) is good too. Or being solo, whatever is better for your situation.

      Unironically hating yourself for “being horny” or being embarassed by it makes it harder to care for yourself. That leaves you with no control.

      (*) There are reasons I call porn an unhealthy thing. I come from an ML and feminist perspective, not a religious or puritanical one. Read about the Communist line on the sex trade and feminism and you’ll understand where I’m coming from. Kollontai is a great place to start.

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        Would you be kind enough to recommend some introductory books into Marxist Feminism? I know about Angela Davis and Kollontai, but don’t know exactly what to read.

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          I took a look at c/feminism and I believe the links shared over there are very good introductions to Marxist feminism. Particularly this essay and this one. The Revleft Radio episode linked over there is also great.

          But if you’re interested in Kollontai, I was introduced to her with this book. I have found a podcast that revolves around her but I haven’t had the time to listen to it so I won’t recommend it (but I’m sure you can find it easily). I haven’t listened to the Revleft Radio about her either, so give it a listen and tell me what you think about it if you want.

          I will be honest though. I was introduced to the Communist line on pornography by the copypasta posted on r/moretankiechapo in response to any liberal takes on porn. It’s a shame I can’t find it, I was scandalized by it haha. F, r/mtc.

          P.S.: If you still have access to r/gzd I’m sure you can find some old threads about it, just ignore the liberals promoting choice feminism.

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    socialism is when you’re horny. and the hornier you get, the more socialism it is, and if you get a whole lot horny, it’s cummunism.