Yeah yeah, socialism and communism is good whatever… The true question is… How do I stop being so horny? This is a big problem communism and socialism will have to solve.

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    Remember that libs and fascists are always horny, while Ho Chi Minh was celibate all his life.

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      You have no idea about how horny Che Guevara and Fidel Castro where.

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        Motorcycle diaries is basically: Horny, Horny, Horny, Leprosy commune, Indigenous miners being exploited, Horny

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          Reminds me of that one Soviet joke/fable about Engels, Marx, and Lenin. Somebody asks all three of them whether it’s better to have a mistress or a wife. Marx, being a sentimental family man, very much in love with Jenny, replies: “A wife.” Engels is a bit of a playboy, so he says, “Mistress.” But Lenin, who’s famously ascetic, replies “Both.” Marx and Engels are a little surprised at this, and ask him to explain. Lenin says: “You tell the mistress you’re with the wife, and the wife you’re with the mistress, and while they both think you’re occupied, you go to the library and learn, learn, learn.”

          In other words: Lenin being a boomer.

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            What a fucking neeeeerd. This confirms is, Lenin is a nerd, Stalin is a chad, Trotsky is a snake.

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              “Sorry, babe, not tonight, the bourgeoisie gave me a headache.” (Starts frantically writing State and Revolution)