• @Eat_Yo_Vegetables69
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    341 year ago

    This is the type of over-analysing that we’d used to do in English class lol

    • @redtea
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      1 year ago

      If he walks on blue carpet, it means he’s sad 😢

      Edit: typo

  • @PolandIsAStateOfMind
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    291 year ago

    It’s a red carpet so “the floor is lava”, he just don’t want to have both legs burned - here, i made analysis that have a bit more sense.

  • @SpaceDogs
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    261 year ago

    Sometimes people favour one side over the other. I know I veer more towards the right side on sidewalks and pretty much anywhere

    • JucheBot1988OP
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      321 year ago

      From the comments: “Xi Jinping, the most powerful man in the world, telegraphing his intentions to the global community by… carpet walking.”

  • @TheAnonymouseJoker
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    241 year ago

    He is stepping on white patch to show dominance over Anglo empire :D

  • @KiwiProle
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    181 year ago

    Probably a small OC behaviour

    • SovereignState
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      161 year ago

      yo there’s no way you’ll catch me steppin on cracks in the sidewalk even if i gotta look funny to avoid em

  • @HaSch
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    101 year ago

    This is clearly a two-way carpet, you need to observe basic traffic rules

    • JucheBot1988OP
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      1 year ago

      While Putin is out in the middle of the street, like a DUI waiting to happen