• 201dberg
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    9 months ago

    Lmao. Has Zelensky tried holding a boom box above his head outside the Whitehouse playing “baby come back”?

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      Somebody said he’s like a rich man’s mistress:

      US (tossing ten billion dollars on the mattress): “Well, that’s it, baby. Gotta go.”

      Zelensky: “Wait, you’re going back to her? Is that all I mean to you?”

      US (buttoning up an ugly-ass red-white-and blue polo shirt, and putting on a pair of extra-large overpriced jeans): “You knew what this was.”

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      9 months ago

      “You can blame it all on meeeeee”

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        Funny enough, they will do that part. lol. When they loose it will all be due to mismanagement on Ukraine’s part. And Zelensky will then go on to blame it on too many Russian sympathizers within the population. Similar to how a failed CEO blames the lazy employees.

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          That is, if that MF gets out of it alive. There’s always a chance a “rogue” drone decides to pay him a visit - perhaps because he knows too much. Or, you know, the local nazi monsters could decide to play the “revenge” card by assassinating this piece of shit.

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          Yes yes. I was doing “a clever” in that response. Actually I thought you were setting it up for that reason.

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    As US support for the war in Ukraine declines, liberals will crawl up their own assholes looking for Russians to blame for the war on Gaza

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      Apparently the attack on the mosque was a plot to give hamas an excuse for their attack which was financed and planned by Putin and Iran to steal focus from Ukraine. it appears to some history began in 2022…