• JucheBot1988
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    1 year ago

    Somebody said he’s like a rich man’s mistress:

    US (tossing ten billion dollars on the mattress): “Well, that’s it, baby. Gotta go.”

    Zelensky: “Wait, you’re going back to her? Is that all I mean to you?”

    US (buttoning up an ugly-ass red-white-and blue polo shirt, and putting on a pair of extra-large overpriced jeans): “You knew what this was.”