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    Jair Bolsonaro - April 10, 2022. Intestinal complications

    Donald Trump - May 5, 2022. Stampede by a lynchmob of his own making

    Benjamin Netanyahu - May 23, 2022. Rocket

    Voiodymir Zelensky - May 30, 2022. Dubious circumstances

    Jeff Bezos - June 3, 2022. Heat stroke visiting one of his warehouses

    Elon Musk - July 10, 2022. Hyperloop accident in Las Vegas

    Bill Gates - August 13, 2022. Bluescreen

    Joe Biden - August 30, 2022. Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis

    Vladimir Putin - September 11, 2022. Seeing CPRF win all the gubernatorial elections

    J.K. Rowling - September 20, 2022. Trying to pleasure herself with a wand

    Boris Johnson - October 4, 2022. Dehydration, stuck on a zipline

    Queen Elizabeth II - October 5, 2022. Heat death of the universe

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      Top secret. To comrade Zhdanov. I am ordering you to go to the cinema to watch “Volga-Volga” with me.

      And I am not joking. That’s what it says.

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    The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

    • Iosif Stalin
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    Trotsky. Is. The. Nastiest. Skank. removed. I. Have. Ever. Met. Do. Not. Trust. Him. He. Is. A. Fugly. Slut.

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    "Ayo it’s your homie Stalin

    The libs they fear me cause they know I’m ballin’

    My mustache so fine you wanna call it darling"

    And then some scribbles of a sexy blushing mustache

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    Drawing a mock-up of an even more comically large spoon.