• @HaSch
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    Jair Bolsonaro - April 10, 2022. Intestinal complications

    Donald Trump - May 5, 2022. Stampede by a lynchmob of his own making

    Benjamin Netanyahu - May 23, 2022. Rocket

    Voiodymir Zelensky - May 30, 2022. Dubious circumstances

    Jeff Bezos - June 3, 2022. Heat stroke visiting one of his warehouses

    Elon Musk - July 10, 2022. Hyperloop accident in Las Vegas

    Bill Gates - August 13, 2022. Bluescreen

    Joe Biden - August 30, 2022. Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis

    Vladimir Putin - September 11, 2022. Seeing CPRF win all the gubernatorial elections

    J.K. Rowling - September 20, 2022. Trying to pleasure herself with a wand

    Boris Johnson - October 4, 2022. Dehydration, stuck on a zipline

    Queen Elizabeth II - October 5, 2022. Heat death of the universe

    • @Rafael_Luisi
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      162 years ago

      “Jair Bolsonaro dies on 10 of April” dont do that, dont give me hope.

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      deleted by creator

    • @wah_8974
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      42 years ago

      I find it comforting that the heat death of the universe is on my birthday