• Muad'DibberA
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    181 year ago

    What’s Xi bringing everyone for Xmas?

    • @201dberg
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      171 year ago

      I imagine a line of kids waiting to sit on Xi’s lap and he listen patiently to their requests. One by one, year after year, then one day, a very special child sits down, and they say to Xi “All I want for Christmas is the death of the US empire.” He closes his eyes and a tear runs down Xi’s face. Then he smiles and says quietly “I have been waiting patiently for this day young comrade.” As his eye begin to glow red, he stands up weilding a unbelievably large spoon.

    • @HaSch
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      1 year ago

      Nice kids get books, naughty kids used to get coal but now get solar cells. Adults get new socks, as is customary. Chinese government officials will get their red envelopes, Western government officials their brown ones. Adrian Zenz gets a dictionary, Gordon Chang gets a calendar, whoever the British prime minister will be gets a clock, and Joe Biden gets pencil and paper to draw one

      • Muad'DibberA
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        141 year ago

        I would give Gordon Chang a magic 8 ball, Zenz a birth control pill, Biden some crayons, the british PM some fresh fruit (because they’ll be out before it goes bad)