I imagine a line of kids waiting to sit on Xi’s lap and he listen patiently to their requests. One by one, year after year, then one day, a very special child sits down, and they say to Xi “All I want for Christmas is the death of the US empire.” He closes his eyes and a tear runs down Xi’s face. Then he smiles and says quietly “I have been waiting patiently for this day young comrade.” As his eye begin to glow red, he stands up weilding a unbelievably large spoon.
I imagine a line of kids waiting to sit on Xi’s lap and he listen patiently to their requests. One by one, year after year, then one day, a very special child sits down, and they say to Xi “All I want for Christmas is the death of the US empire.” He closes his eyes and a tear runs down Xi’s face. Then he smiles and says quietly “I have been waiting patiently for this day young comrade.” As his eye begin to glow red, he stands up weilding a unbelievably large spoon.
Mass Christmas line
“Communists, choose your weapon! AK-47 or Large Spoon!?”
Both? Both. Both is good