• @linkhidalgogato
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    241 year ago

    any idiot can build a bridge that stands but only an engineer can build one that barely stands

    • JucheBot1988
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      51 year ago

      Unrelated, but it reminds me of a quote attributed to Mikhail Kalashnikov: “Any idiot can design something complicated. The real difficulty is making it simple.”

  • @Magos_Galactose
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    181 year ago

    Engineers : “We need to get the most precise number possible to get the most accurate result”

    Also engineers : “pi = e = 3”

    [Source : am engineer]

    • @REEEEvolution
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      131 year ago

      “pi = e = 3”

      This causes physical pain.

  • @Kultronx
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    131 year ago

    don’t even get me started on software “engineers”

    • @Shrike502
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      121 year ago

      Let’s get you started. What’s the beef?

      • Anna ☭🏳️‍⚧️
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        111 year ago

        Software Engineering is closer to Computer Science than to actual Engineering. It does involve some engineering problems and solutions, but overall, it mostly is programming. Even if you check university courses, the CS and SE content are pretty much the same with little differences between them.

        • @Shrike502
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          51 year ago

          So? Does it make it simple somehow?

          • 陈卫华是我的英雄OPM
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            111 year ago

            Complicated =/= engineering

            It is still a difficult and (I’d argue) equally respectable job tho

            • @CannotSleep420
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              61 year ago

              Most software development is making things that are either useless or outright harmful to society, and it’s not nearly as high skilled or intelligent work as people make it out to be. It is not a respectable job, despite what techbros would like you to believe.

              t. Software “”“engineer”“”

          • @redtea
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            71 year ago

            Lemmygrad version 0.18.0, smoke signals edition

          • @Leninismydad
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            61 year ago

            We’re all just tech bro losers that only create evil things apparently

            Edit: evil or useless things***

      • @Kultronx
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        91 year ago

        Many software developers/programmers call themselves “engineers” as they seem to see themselves on the same level as real Engineers. In my opinion, this stems from their feelings of class inferiority and a belief that since they make similar levels of income to engineers and make complex “things” that they are deserving of the title. To me, this is the purest expression of wanting to be labor aristocrats.

        They are not engineers because:

        1. They do not design things that human life/safety is dependent on. Yes, there are some software applications in medical and other fields that do, but generally the vast majority of these people are not “designing” things of that nature. On that note
        2. There are no hard set principles or rules that developers must follow to uphold the first point. Yes, there are some guidelines that they generally follow, but compared to real Engineers, it’s most a free for all. And on that note…
        3. Real Engineers must be cognizant of consequences of the failure of their designs at all times. There are strict bodies that regulate design and to even become an Engineer, you must have guidance and approval of other Engineers to be considered someone who can work independently. If a bridge falls because of poor Engineering, the Engineer and their firm will face consequences and can have their licenses revoked. Yes, some developers have been sued for shoddy coding or breach of contract, but this doesn’t stop them from continuing to work in the field beyond simply having a poor reputation.

        In Canada, the regulator of Alberta recently ruled that software developers are not engineers. Not that the bougie govt of Alberta is good in any way, it makes my point. It’s mostly just classism. And no, I’m not a developer or an engineer and nor are my family. So you if you see someone claiming to be a “Software Engineer” or similar, they’re really just a grifter. You might as well just call gardeners “plant engineers”, novelists “writing engineers”, or painters “art engineers”.

        • @Prologue7642
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          41 year ago

          Not really sure if I would agree with this statement. At least in my experience, a software engineer is someone who designs how systems should operate, as opposed to software developers that actually program the software. In my part of the world, titles like software engineer and software architects are basically used interchangeably. It is not really trying to be an engineer, but rather description that it is someone who designs something or engineer solution to something.

          • @CannotSleep420
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            51 year ago

            While I can’t speak for everyone, it’s been my experience that software engineer and software developer are synonymous.

          • @Kultronx
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            -11 year ago

            So… you could say they “develop” designs. Until they start giving out rings for them, they’re grifters in my eyes.

            • @Prologue7642
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              91 year ago

              I think you are too focused on one meaning of the word engineering. In general terms, I would describe it as applying scientific and mathematics to solve a problem. And I can only speak for myself, I know quite a lot of software engineers and I don’t think I’ve ever seen them comparing to an engineer. I don’t think software engineers are higher or lower or something, they just do different things.

              Although I will be the first to admit that IT in general often contains lots of ancaps, cryptobros, etc.

        • @redtea
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          41 year ago

          These are good points, but I think they’re one-sided.

          There clearly is a prestige factor in the label, ‘engineer’. But I would argue that being a member of the labour aristocracy is defined by ones relation to the means of production, not one’s job title. A software developer earning six figures is in the labour aristocracy whatever their title. An engineer on anything up to 60k will be proletariat or labour aristocracy depending on other social factors and their country of residence regardless of whether they’re called an engineer.

          I would also strongly challenge the idea that ‘real engineers’, by which you seem to mean civil or structural engineers, are cognisant of the consequences of their failures, and that software developers are not.

          Part of my objection would be to the implied meaning of ‘failure’. For example, an engineer could be involved in a new bridge that encourages car use and discourages mass transportation. I would say that’s a failure of the highest order, even if nobody drives off the bridge because the engineer remembered the safety barriers.

          A second part of my objection would be to the idea that engineers do act to avoid health and safety failures of the type that you seem to be referring to. Engineers would have been involved in the decisions relating to adding inflammable cladding on Grenfell Tower, maintaining the train tracks in Ohio, indeed every other industrial disaster (asbestos, Bhopal, Rana Plaza, Champasak, etc), building on land that is essential to biodiversity, building hostile cities that preclude public gatherings, building oil pipelines, working out how small developers can build rooms and how little soundproofing they get away with, building multi-lane super highways, Boeing airplanes that fall mysteriously out the sky, plumbing systems that must be replaced every so many years, producing ‘effective’ nuclear weapons, etc. These are just a few examples.

          The point is that engineers are culpable in all the harms of capitalism to the extent that they accept the logic of capitalism and/or do nothing to challenge that logic in their work. To put these types of engineers above software developers on the basis of stricter regulation seems to distort the reality and accept bourgeois reasoning.

          A third part of my objection would be in the association between ‘engineer’ and ‘health and safety’ in the negative sense to suggest that software developers are not engineers because they are not concerned with health and safety. If the people who design the software inside cars, planes, elevators, medical equipment, ovens, microwaves, etc, fuck up, then they are going to prison. And they’ll struggle to get another job in the same area afterwards.

          There’s maybe an argument that someone who e.g. makes game apps is not an engineer, but I’d have to be persuaded. Any argument in that vein would have to make similar distinctions between ‘real engineers’ and those ‘real engineers’ who work on, let’s say, ‘frivolous’ projects like sound engineers in the film or music industry. It seems problematic to define a category of work based on what some people will apply their knowledge to.

          There is also an industry of people who call themselves story engineers, although they are referring to a specific role in the writing process. This suggests some common agreement that engineer can be acceptably applied even outside the category ‘real engineers’. And although I doubt anyone seriously calls themselves a painting engineer who ‘merely’ applies paint, the people who work with the pigments, anticoagulation elements, VOC release, etc, probably could call themselves paint engineers.

          I think I’m arguing that the definition of engineer cannot be determined by the difference between the tangible and the intangible (which seems to be implied in your comment).

        • @xenautika
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          31 year ago

          they’re linguists but instead of translating and interpreting things and discovering cool history in language, they build apps to destroy entire job sectors and tell self-driving cars to only avoid white ppl

        • @PolandIsAStateOfMind
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          31 year ago

          In my opinion, this stems from their feelings of class inferiority and a belief that since they make similar levels of income to engineers and make complex “things” that they are deserving of the title.

          Silent watchmaker anguish noises

  • ButtigiegMineralMap
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    121 year ago

    I forget but isn’t it like Roman concrete was super durable or something? Why was that? Does anyone actually know or is it a mystery to this day?

  • @Shrike502
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    111 year ago

    Roman engineers also utilised absurd amounts of slave labour, likely without much care for the working conditions and whether the slaves died of exhaustion or not.

    Modern engineers are on the other end of the stick.

    • @PolandIsAStateOfMind
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      191 year ago

      Rome used different means of getting labour for different projects. In Rome, both public and private buildings were made using mix of hired specialists, hired or sometimes pressed freemen and slaves. mortality was varying depending on conditions, very high for modern standards. They usually did cared about the slaves to a degree you would expect (tools and slaves are expensive). For one of more infamous examples, When Tarquinius the Proud ordered building of the city sewers, the work condition were so bad that the free workers had to be pressed into work and allegedly the ones escaping were crucified (this is part of the republican propaganda where Tarquinius is portrayed as a tyrant though, in reality nobody knows if he really was that bad). There were also military projects, being build by soldiers (they needed something to do in times of peace), this actually can be treated as form slave labour too since soldiers were paid shitty and desertion even during peace was punishable by death. Mortality was probably pretty high too (lower than in war), but lowered because roman soldiers were pretty experienced since they actually were building much more than fighting.

      One thing to remember about the horror stories of ancients buildings is that they are exaggerated. The stories about tens of thousands people dying in the building of pyramids were ultimately blown away by the discoveries of the builders cities which clearly point out not only on labour force 5 times less than previously thought, but also made entirely of free people, and the cities despite being officially temporal, existed for around 2 decades each and had very good amenities for that time. So the posterboy of that moved of course to the Great Wall of China where allegedly 400000 people died during the contruction. This probably wont be corrected any time soon in the west, since China bad, and articles about the issue i encountered look fishy as hell (and they are often illustrated by the Ming wall when speaking about earlier ones).

      • @xenautika
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        31 year ago

        i especially like the myth that worker’s bones were used as the base of the wall… lol how much of an unhinged sinophobe you gotta be to even contemplate that

        • @PolandIsAStateOfMind
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          31 year ago

          This one is actually debunked oficially, but still shows up a lot in the internet.

          And it wasn’t entirely baseless btw, though that bone crap was obvious nonsense. In ancient times both in Europe, Asia and Africa, common practice was to offer a human sacrifice before something very important. Building important buildings counted in that, the sactifices bodies were often interred in the foundations so that their spirits guard the building or something like that.

          In China of Spring and Autumn, Warring States and Qin era it was slowly disappearing (roughly at the same time as in Mediterranean basin) but still happened occasionally. We don’t know if that did happened to either earlier fragments or to the Qin Great Wall, but it would be prime candidate.

    • 小莱卡
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      81 year ago

      In mexico rarely will you see an engineer/architect getting his hands dirty. The labor is always done by construction workers getting paid the minimum wage.

      • @Shrike502
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        41 year ago

        Does the engineer own the means of production?

        • 陈卫华是我的英雄OPM
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          41 year ago

          No engineers in the Western hemisphere either own the means of production or actually build anything, they just get paid to draw stuff and then they supervise construction.

  • @Leninismydad
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    101 year ago

    I don’t wanna be that guy but Calculus was used by Romans, just not contemporary calculus. Abacussy ftw.

    • @xenautika
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      61 year ago

      that’s super cool to know but did you just say Abacussy??

    • ButtigiegMineralMap
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      21 year ago

      No hate aimed at you comrade but wtf abacussy😂thanks I hate it

    • @linkhidalgogato
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      11 year ago

      i think they meant calculus as in calculus the field of mathematics not just making calculations.