Interesting read.
This is about pineapples. Pineapples. People have to suffer because pineapples make money for a select few. Fucking. Pineapples.
Everything was right and good in the world until some capitalist decided to put soggy pineapples on a pizza, call it food, and mass market it to libs that’ll gobble down whatever “new and exciting” bullshit is peddled by their masters.
Literally all evil in the world stemmed from this one nefarious act. The seed of darkness planted in the souls of man. Morningstar falls from the sky. The elves corrupted by Morgoth. Babylons fall. The Tower of Pisa starts to lean.
Italians🤝hawaiians Hating hawaiian pizza
Can non Italians and non Hawaiians join this little handshake of hating Pineapple pizza?
As a treat
Never knew Pineapples weren’t Hawaiian, or that Hawaii had electricity and good healthcare, good info in here
From what I understand, Hawaii was really ahead of a lot of the world at the time.
They said Hawaii’s buildings had electricity before the White House, that’s a nice factoid to debunk the horseshit colonists spread about how “backwards” indigenous populations are
Also had higher literacy rate than all of the west.
another great thread from mastodon :)
My Chinese side of the family eats a copious amount of Pineapple on everything basically, so when I had the opportunity to try “Hawaiian pizza” I jumped at it and fucking loved it, now I live in hell because everyone apparently fucking hates it. I am a lost soul. Please help.
Sad. I like pizza hananas
