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Hawaiian pizza isn't 'Hawaiian' but a colonizer's invention to make tons of money in collaboration with Dole, who helped overthrow our sovereign country, resulting in genocide of Hawaiians, banning our culture, language, etc. (Neither is 'Hawaiian spaghetti')
Everything was right and good in the world until some capitalist decided to put soggy pineapples on a pizza, call it food, and mass market it to libs that’ll gobble down whatever “new and exciting” bullshit is peddled by their masters.
Literally all evil in the world stemmed from this one nefarious act. The seed of darkness planted in the souls of man. Morningstar falls from the sky. The elves corrupted by Morgoth. Babylons fall. The Tower of Pisa starts to lean.
Interesting read.
This is about pineapples. Pineapples. People have to suffer because pineapples make money for a select few. Fucking. Pineapples.
Everything was right and good in the world until some capitalist decided to put soggy pineapples on a pizza, call it food, and mass market it to libs that’ll gobble down whatever “new and exciting” bullshit is peddled by their masters.
Literally all evil in the world stemmed from this one nefarious act. The seed of darkness planted in the souls of man. Morningstar falls from the sky. The elves corrupted by Morgoth. Babylons fall. The Tower of Pisa starts to lean.