And the short king still won!

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    MANLETS RISE UP

    SHORT MEN HAVE SPEARHEADED THE VANGUARD OF THE WORKING CLASS FOR TIME IMMEMORIAL

    REVOLUTIONARY MANLETS

    FRIEDRICH ENGELS: 5’6"

    COUNTERREVOLUTIONARY LANKLETS

    POL POT: 5’9"

    ADOLF HITLER: 5’9"

    LEON TROTSKY: 5’9"


    ALL COUNTER-HISTORIES OF TALL REVOLUTIONARIES AND/OR SHORT COUNTERREVOLUTIONARIES WILL BE READILY DISMISSED AS FLUKES AND/OR REVISIONIST CAPITALIST-HEIGHTIST PROPAGANDA.

    TELL ME THIS, APOLOGISTS: HOW CAN A LEADER CLAIM TO REPRESENT THE MASSES WHEN HE HAS TO LOOK DOWN ON THEM MERELY TO SPEAK TO THEM?

    I rest my case.

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    https://twitter.com/After__History/status/1603510940015951872

    Once Stalin’s formidability as a leader became undeniable, Himmler came up with the cope idea that Stalin was actually of a "lost Nordic Germanic Aryan blood type.” Stalin’s leadership could not be reconciled with what they saw as “Judeo-Asiatic”barbarism intrinsic to “the east”

    Perhaps this contributed to Hitler’s begrudging admiration for Stalin, as he swore to show him leniency in the event of Nazi victory. Although the feeling was not mutual and Stalin was clear he would have Hitler and his cronies all shot

    Although it goes to show how absurd nazi racial “science” was, which constantly needed revisions, qualifications, and convoluted theories to accommodate ongoing political and military realities

    “Nazis and Slavs: From Racial Theory to Racist Practice” by John Connolly

    “Stalin’s Wars” by Geoffrey Roberts

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    If there’s one thing I’ve learned from all these cute little memes, it’s that fascists are really just cavemen. They think being big and strong means you’re right or deserve to win.

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      The ones making memes are edgy middle schoolers, of course they see it like that

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    This is bullshit, everyone knows that your height is artificially increased by the gravitational tension your spine experiences hanging from a petrol station

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      Conversely, Stalin’s height must’ve been artificially decreased by the sheer burden of office, and the international pressure

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    Looks a bit different when you hang one of them upside down and paste the wall with the brains of the other, while Stalin just chills and smokes his pipe.

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    If he was human sized then how come he could wield a spoon big enough to fit all the grain in ukraine?