And the short king still won!
MANLETS RISE UP
SHORT MEN HAVE SPEARHEADED THE VANGUARD OF THE WORKING CLASS FOR TIME IMMEMORIAL
REVOLUTIONARY MANLETS
FRIEDRICH ENGELS: 5’6"
COUNTERREVOLUTIONARY LANKLETS
POL POT: 5’9"
ADOLF HITLER: 5’9"
LEON TROTSKY: 5’9"
ALL COUNTER-HISTORIES OF TALL REVOLUTIONARIES AND/OR SHORT COUNTERREVOLUTIONARIES WILL BE READILY DISMISSED AS FLUKES AND/OR REVISIONIST CAPITALIST-HEIGHTIST PROPAGANDA.
TELL ME THIS, APOLOGISTS: HOW CAN A LEADER CLAIM TO REPRESENT THE MASSES WHEN HE HAS TO LOOK DOWN ON THEM MERELY TO SPEAK TO THEM?
I rest my case.
But then again:
we love our big beautiful boy
Probably has to do with their diets, something that is related to their material condition (more money more food)
Thanks, now I feel better about being short
How tall are you? I’m 163 (5’4)
173 cm. That’s about 5’8" I think. Enough to be looked down at, even by people half my age
5’7" gang gang
strangers genuinely think I’m 16 - 19 years old. Due to a combo of factors, but… haha. These early-onset crows’ feet and receding hairline tell a different story.
This is actually due to the proletariat struggling to get enough nutrition growing up, while the bourgeoise (and petit bourgeoise) had no such trouble. Their short height is a symptom of oppression due to capitalism. (Or feudalism in Robespierre’s case)
but i grew up eating hotdogs and casseroles
Thanks. Now I feel even worse about my height.
It’s ok. You’re a height traitor in my book.
No, you don’t understand, I want to be short(er).
That’s why we fight. Height reduction surgery will be free (and compulsory) under socialism, after all.
I’m jk. I have a friend who’s almost 6’10". At that height, it feels like the world was made for short people alone.
Damn, at least it’s not that bad. At least I’m under 6.
https://twitter.com/After__History/status/1603510940015951872
Once Stalin’s formidability as a leader became undeniable, Himmler came up with the cope idea that Stalin was actually of a "lost Nordic Germanic Aryan blood type.” Stalin’s leadership could not be reconciled with what they saw as “Judeo-Asiatic”barbarism intrinsic to “the east”
Perhaps this contributed to Hitler’s begrudging admiration for Stalin, as he swore to show him leniency in the event of Nazi victory. Although the feeling was not mutual and Stalin was clear he would have Hitler and his cronies all shot
Although it goes to show how absurd nazi racial “science” was, which constantly needed revisions, qualifications, and convoluted theories to accommodate ongoing political and military realities
“Nazis and Slavs: From Racial Theory to Racist Practice” by John Connolly
“Stalin’s Wars” by Geoffrey Roberts
I’m pretty sure none of those heights are particularly tall. Even 1.75 meters is below average.
It’s 5’ 9", so average-ish.
Pretty sure its more like 5’7’’
Besides, the average height of a German is 1.754 meters (slightly higher than Adolf) as of 2007, and heights in Western countries have been on a gradual decline so the average height was likely higher back then.
edit: misread search results
Nah that conversion is only converting to feet, not feet and inches, there are 12 inches in a foot, and that’s just just converting to feet only.
They say 5’ 9” because of you type into google “how tall was Hitler in feet” 5’ 9” is what shows up.
He says it because 1.75m is 5 feet 8.9 in.
Thats a fair point, I misread the DDG results
Looks like you were imagining a measurement system where you could easily convert to sub-units by just moving the decimal place. It’s too bad that’s impossible.
Also I don’t know if Stalin’s height is accurate here as I’m seeing different accounts.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from all these cute little memes, it’s that fascists are really just cavemen. They think being big and strong means you’re right or deserve to win.
The ones making memes are edgy middle schoolers, of course they see it like that
This is bullshit, everyone knows that your height is artificially increased by the gravitational tension your spine experiences hanging from a petrol station
Conversely, Stalin’s height must’ve been artificially decreased by the sheer burden of office, and the international pressure
“The left can’t meme. With that settled here’s decades of a stolen stoner frog cartoon.”
with glorification of fascism
Cope.
Looks a bit different when you hang one of them upside down and paste the wall with the brains of the other, while Stalin just chills and smokes his pipe.
Stalin’s definitely got Herr Comb-over and Signor Chromedome beat when it comes to hair
Also, way better mustache
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If he was human sized then how come he could wield a spoon big enough to fit all the grain in ukraine?
1.65m is a common misunderstanding of Stalin. The m stands for miles, not meters
A titanic figure after all.
yet, made towering achievements.
Bro he’s the same height as me!
stalin shouldn’t have stopped at berlin
