• @Rafael_Luisi
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    152 years ago

    Yes. And they are also mainly an arms industry company, so not only their planes are shit, but their business are shit too.

  • @B0rodin
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    152 years ago

    Rename it from Boeing to Splat. Their brand image must representative of the products they make.

  • @Della
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    2 years ago

    go to airport

    realise you are flying on a boeing aircraft

    vacation ruined

    • @The_Monocle_Debacle
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      on way to cabo

      plane autopilot software decides to do a nosedive because of terrible engineering design and coding

      pilot can’t pull up because the plane fights them

      vacation ruined

      • @mauveOkra
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        “vacation ruined” umm sounds like a bit more than that 😳

      • @B0rodin
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        62 years ago

        In fairness the splat, the autopilot was not wrong at first. But when splat decided to replace the engines with more powerful ones, they made the thrust vector, which was already offset (as is fairly standard with airliners) far larger than the autopilot was expecting. This was ot initially that bad. The autopilot was able to handle this quite well and pilots were more than capable of dealing with the planes slightly less favourable characteristics. But then splat decided to ‘fix’ the autopilot. This should have been little more than a quality of life update, one that would make a couple hundred pilots that little bit happier. However, the update overcorrected for the tendency to pitch up. This meant the plane was now chronically pitching down. Now, this pitching down is worse than pitching up as planes inherently more stable when thr centre of lift is above the centre of mass i.e. when in a nosedive. And worse, the new pitching down feature was listed as a safety feature, and so would override the pilots input if there was a clash. So the pilots, and anyone else on board the plane, could do nothing as the plane stabilised itself into a vertical plunge towards the ground. And that is how we ended up with the giant flying death machine of much splattiness.

  • @Stalins_Spoon
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    132 years ago

    Me and the homies only fly on Soviet made aircraft

    • AgreeableLandscape☭OP
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      82 years ago

      No but seriously, for the time? Soviet planes were amazing. Nearly every one of them were designed with solving a real, practical problem in mind, not just for profit.

      For a short time, if you were in the USSR, you could even get a ticket on a supersonic plane for not much more than the price of a regular flight!

      • @Stalins_Spoon
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        All of them were extremely reliable too, for example the Tupolev Tu-154 could land on a dirt field in sub-zero weather, something its Western equivalent, the Boeing 727, couldn’t dream of doing.

        • AgreeableLandscape☭OP
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          There are soviet planes in service to this day! Including the largest cargo plane ever built, of which only one was ever completed. That thing is an absolute beast and still flies occasionally when something would literally not fit in any other airplane.

  • @InvertedMussolini
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    112 years ago

    Counter-proposal:

    Rename Boeing to Boening.

    Because they fuck everything and/or because they leave a trail of boneyards in their wake.

  • @Kind_Stone
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    92 years ago

    Looks like I’m not the only one who hates those shitty planes. On the other hand, I’m a very big fan of another capitalist production (Airbus), so who am I to speak at all, lol.

  • Breadbeard
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    52 years ago

    wanna hear something good? BAE accounting scandal 2007

  • @lil_tank
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    42 years ago

    I’m going to need a breakdown on why Boeing is shit because I had no idea

    • @JucheEnjoyer
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      42 years ago

      they’re a company that profits a lot off war since they make a lot for the us millitary