“Gott ist tot”
“omg, God is a Putin bot who needs to be CANCELLED”
trajectory of Western philosophy since 1850
God is next on the sanctions list.
No more evangelical megachurch in the US!
But where will Joel Osteen hide out during severe storms while not letting people in?
Next thing you know, those NAFO idiots start praising satan on twitter lol
They already did that (putting everybody on the Titanic is a nice touch):
NAFO satanic “witches” genuinely trying for the 1324354657th time to hex Allah be like
There’s literally a subreddit dedicated to hexing Allah called “r/bewitchthetaliban”
You just know that sub is frequented entirely by white, upper middle-class American soccer moms
this is an actual post there:
I have recently entered this whole hexing business and i’m advancing quite quickly. I have beaten the main story bosses (ISIS, Taliban, Muslim Brotherhood, Hezbollah) but now i’m at the endgame i don’t know which raid boss i should go after first.
I’m playing solo so no support or healing besides those available from my incenses, i heard the YWMV is actually the best god to go after first since he’s focused on hard-hitting attacks and quickly wittling down on your HP before you can retaliate and that in spite of damaging attacks his accuracy is terrible, specially with his divine lazer trap that causes so many party wipes but is easy to dodge if your agility is great enough, which can be boosted very high thanks to the monk’s abilities and the amulet i got from farming in the Khomeini boss in the Iranian Revolution area that increases my stat by 1% by each attack i successfully make without stopping for more than 10 seconds between them.
Buddha meanwhile seems to be the most widely derided boss for monks since he is tanky as hell and has undodgeable attacks which can really fuck you up if you have nobody else to tank his attacks. What do you think?
BTW if anyone else is up to making a party to help me out, contact me in the astral plane, you will recognize me by my red witch hat with black stripes in it.
I legitimately cannot tell if this is satire or not.
It’s a bad sign when liberalism has gotten so ridiculous that it’s hard to tell satire from the genuine article.
Also, what the heck do they mean by Buddha being “tanky as hell?” Was Gautama the original Stalinist?
I think they meant all this as in pen and paper RPG game. A lot of Japanese and especially Chinese fantasy books, games etc shows Buddha (and generally buddhist characters) as devoted to defensive powers and very hard to physically or magically defeat, but with offensive powers much lesser, mostly focusing on exorcising demons and making spiritual attacks against sinners.
It’s almost pitiful, Islam overcomes any type of magic.
Proudly pushing forward to their own demise, I guess…
>Lumping LGBT+ people with Satanistswhen you try so hard to be pro-lgbt that youo loop back to being lgbtphobic
Pretty sure that one was satire
A racist Western European admited that the true God of Christianity is on Putin’s side? A racist conservative European immigrant in North America get triggered and aggressively dictate that I, who ask the European immigrants to atone for their 150 years of child enslavement and mass murders in Indian Residential fake Schools, is against the will of the true god of the racist European immigrants. Which people in the Western European diaspora is faithful enough to the true God to confess that their God is against Western Europeans and Western European diaspora? Assuming that the confession is true, the moral standard of the Western European diaspora is so low that an open opposition to the will of their God is a strong indicator of true faith to their religion and the whistleblower should get promoted into the job of a priest of a Christian church for their honesty to their sin.
To paraphrase Ray from Trailer Park Boys, “ya don’t mess with the man upstairs”
