I have recently entered this whole hexing business and i’m advancing quite quickly. I have beaten the main story bosses (ISIS, Taliban, Muslim Brotherhood, Hezbollah) but now i’m at the endgame i don’t know which raid boss i should go after first.
I’m playing solo so no support or healing besides those available from my incenses, i heard the YWMV is actually the best god to go after first since he’s focused on hard-hitting attacks and quickly wittling down on your HP before you can retaliate and that in spite of damaging attacks his accuracy is terrible, specially with his divine lazer trap that causes so many party wipes but is easy to dodge if your agility is great enough, which can be boosted very high thanks to the monk’s abilities and the amulet i got from farming in the Khomeini boss in the Iranian Revolution area that increases my stat by 1% by each attack i successfully make without stopping for more than 10 seconds between them.
Buddha meanwhile seems to be the most widely derided boss for monks since he is tanky as hell and has undodgeable attacks which can really fuck you up if you have nobody else to tank his attacks. What do you think?
BTW if anyone else is up to making a party to help me out, contact me in the astral plane, you will recognize me by my red witch hat with black stripes in it.
I legitimately cannot tell if this is satire or not.
I think they meant all this as in pen and paper RPG game. A lot of Japanese and especially Chinese fantasy books, games etc shows Buddha (and generally buddhist characters) as devoted to defensive powers and very hard to physically or magically defeat, but with offensive powers much lesser, mostly focusing on exorcising demons and making spiritual attacks against sinners.
Next thing you know, those NAFO idiots start praising satan on twitter lol
They already did that (putting everybody on the Titanic is a nice touch):
NAFO satanic “witches” genuinely trying for the 1324354657th time to hex Allah be like
There’s literally a subreddit dedicated to hexing Allah called “r/bewitchthetaliban”
You just know that sub is frequented entirely by white, upper middle-class American soccer moms
this is an actual post there:
I legitimately cannot tell if this is satire or not.
It’s a bad sign when liberalism has gotten so ridiculous that it’s hard to tell satire from the genuine article.
Also, what the heck do they mean by Buddha being “tanky as hell?” Was Gautama the original Stalinist?
I think they meant all this as in pen and paper RPG game. A lot of Japanese and especially Chinese fantasy books, games etc shows Buddha (and generally buddhist characters) as devoted to defensive powers and very hard to physically or magically defeat, but with offensive powers much lesser, mostly focusing on exorcising demons and making spiritual attacks against sinners.
Seems more like an mmo to me considering the witch fought raid bosses and farmed bosses to get loot that increases a stat by a tiny amount.
It’s almost pitiful, Islam overcomes any type of magic.
Proudly pushing forward to their own demise, I guess…
>Lumping LGBT+ people with Satanistswhen you try so hard to be pro-lgbt that youo loop back to being lgbtphobic
Pretty sure that one was satire