Least insane Bri**sh tabloid
We’re taught in fifth grade that first person accounts and primary sources are best. Except of course when the primary sources are from China and are broadcasting the fact that it’s just a regular country doing a lot of good for the people and not a fucking sci-fi supervillain lair.
Reminds me of that one Ukrainian article that claimed that 12 Russian soldiers died after getting swarmed by 10,000 bees
This is too far even for the onion
In other news, Atlantis has reemerged from the depths and is hunting the Russians with giant seahorses
Either obscure religious tabloid or secret is military tech probably.
not that obscure, unfortunately, even if no one here takes them seriously.
Westoid moment
Was it the same UFO spotted in Alaska?
Duce Ex Machina
Apparently those Posadist aliens hold a Trotskyite position on the Ukraine war.
Guess it’s up to us earth communists to lead the fight against galactic revisionism.
God EmperorGeneral Secretary of Mankind: “Suffer not thexenosrevisionists to live!”
