• ComradeSalad
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    Albert Einstein refused to be associated with Israel, so to honor his legacy, we’ve made his birth city the new Israeli capital in Ulm.

    Quickly! Attach the electrodes to his grave! We can power half the world with how fast he’ll start spinning!

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    I know this is a meme but I did genuinely have this thought. Because one of the reasons I saw people cite for the creation of Israel was as reparations for what the Nazis did, so to that I wondered why not just take a chunk out of Germany instead since they were the main perpetrators.

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      I kindly remind those people that the zionist occupation and colonization of Palestine began decades before WW2 ended.

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      The white is all the land that Germany lost after WWII, they could have made a Jewish state out of that or part of it.

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      How about the British diaspora who taught the Nazi Germans all the war crimes and savage ideology from the Indian Residential fake school death camps that started in 1850s and contunued in secret after 1998?

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    i get the joke, but if that was the case, gotta scratch half of each european country

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      6 months ago

      Don’t threaten me with a good time

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      They wouldn’t be allowed to get away with genociding white people though.

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    They honestly should have done this with East Prussia after WWII instead of splitting it between Poland and Russia (Kaliningrad).

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    Another viable alternative: give them half of Texas. It’ll work out great, American evangelicals are batty for Israel (the state), now only a short drive away, and Israel will get to have their batshit insane theocratic ethnostate.

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      all of Texas already reserved for giving back to indigenous Americans sorry

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      Texas was invaded and stolen from Mexican territory (after the war of independence from Spain) to create a loophole to allow the US to have more slave states.

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    Israelis belong in the

    And that’s me being the nicest I have ever been in my life.

    If a Zionazi threatens or harms anymore lives… lenin shotgun

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    Can we just give them Bavaria. I’d like my Baden-Württemberg zionist free T_T

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      Monkey paw moment. The new Israel is limited to Bavaria, but all the weird, racist Bavarian hicks migrate to Baden-Württemberg.