I always thank Jodys for their service they’re doing the Lord’s work

Ngl pretty sure he’s a Roman empire guy, he had a “Roman” haircut for ages iirc

Biden would explode like a fallout npc if he got hit with a shoe

Counterpoint: Birds of prey are just funky little guys doing bird stuff

People who are too interested in birds of prey though, those you could argue are reactionary in nature no problem

Yea I’ll say dying in office would count for the retire square

Same here, I’m celibacy georg throwing off the average

Black metal prog rock

Songs about wizards

The Presidency presented by Diet Coke^®

That’s what I get for handing it in 2 weeks late

It’s possible, I wasn’t tracking the bingo card last year, I just stole appropriated it from another user

Found it!

Yes, I think there was a filled out one posted in one of the last news megas of 2024/the first one of 2025

Yea pretty much. He puts on this anarchist/leftist aesthetic/costume but anyone who works with the feds is no comrade of mine.

I believe his “defence” is that he’s training them to persecute right-wing extremists, but I can’t believe he’s so naive as to think they wouldn’t use that knowledge to suppress leftists

Good call, I forgot to do that when asking for suggestions lol

$770? Do they really think $600 is anywhere near enough? LA was already had a ridiculous cost of living, how is $450 going to even make a dent?

I guess they’ll expect people to be happy they got a $375, after all Trump would have been worse amIright?

Here is the Official Unofficial 2025 Hexbear Newshead Bingo sheet!

prompts were randomly assigned by rolling dice, feel free to rearrange as you see fit

In addition to what Molotov said he’s also openly talked about working with the feds training them to recognize online extremism, and I don’t trust anyone who’s willing to train cops

Edit:

They really had the perfect chance to talk about the virtues of Juche and they fumbled it