• SovereignState
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    Communism is when you have two cows, and the government takes both.

  • Redderthanmisty
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    Socialism is when the government does stuff.

    And it’s more socialism for the more stuff it does.

    And if it does a real lot of stuff, it’s Communism.

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    Communism is an economic system characterized by exploitation where a hereditary political elite owns most or all property, and anyone that doesn’t own property is forced to work for them in exchange for the lowest wage possible without triggering revolt.

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    It’s when you are visited by an apparition of your loved ones, dissolve into an orange liquid in a cross-shaped explosion, and get applause from a penguin

    • frippa@lemmy.mlOP
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      Marxism-leninism-evaism is the way forward! 🗿🇩🇪🗿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🗿🇷🇺🗿🇬🇪🗿🇨🇳🐧

  • purahna
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    It’s exactly what you posted a picture of - nothing more, nothing less.

  • Valbrandur
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    It’s when the government gives everyone the same amount of human nature

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    communism is anything i don’t like about capitalism or right-wing ideologies