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    Conservatives not being obsessed with teenage girl’s bodies challenge (impossible)

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      They only lust after teenagers because it’s about 10 years more acceptable than what they’re really after.

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        Like the old joke goes: how do you make sure a liberal (whether of the conservative or the “progressive” variety) never has sex again? Abolish prostitution and start rigorously enforcing age of consent laws.

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          Honestly just enforcing consent would be enough to wipe them out completely. Both parties need to consent and it can’t be over duress.

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    My mom used to be the one to dye her hair blue with a permanent marker and my dad had an earring and homemade tattoos. I turned out communist. Maybe the creator is right after all.

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      My mom let me get my ear pierced when I was 13 and it’s been downhill ever since.

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    If I were superman I would simply have pulled the kid off the track with my super speed and flight rather than wreck and stop a train. Simply fly the kid to the nearest train station after so they can safely board the blue hair dye express and know you support them and their choices.

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      That’s because the “father figure” here includes your screaming Baptist pastor or the old man yelling at a cloud in your nearest Wal-Mart, for when the parents are halfway decent people

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    US as the world’s most powerful economy

    Deng Xiaoping

    Peoples of the World

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    Conservatives equate self expression via hair dye with being a brainwashed commie or whatever. It’s pretty telling about how little they care about individuals.