Before I packed up to go travelling China I resolved to give away all my books to charity (barring a very select few that went to friends for safe keeping).

Asides from it being absolute murder to move them, they acted as a really good history of how I’ve changed as a person. A lot of liberal bullshit books amongst what a gave away that I was genuinely upset to be giving to anyone. I should have burned them

Honestly that would be a great comeback if you saw this in the wild.

Or, “I notice you’re not a patriot.”

Edit: “You’re gay AND you hate America!?”

Physical books are great. But moving them is an absolute nightmare.

I just find the thumbnails and titles so gross. Every other day it’s “we levelled half the Amazon rainforest and turned the area into an LCD screen” with Linus or one of his minions soy facing. How many times can you rinse and repeat this formula?

It’s all slop, and surprise surprise, the captain of the slop factory is a greedy criminal bastard.

I just find the thumbnails and titles so gross. Every other day it’s “we levelled half the Amazon rainforest and turned the area into an LCD screen” with Linus or one of his minions soy facing. How many times can you rinse and repeat this formula?

It’s all slop, and surprise surprise, the captain of the slop factory is a greedy criminal bastard.

You see, if they’d included Kalinka I’d agree

Call me when they start assassinating people within US borders with drones

I never claimed to be a smart person.

And yeah, July in central China was unlike anything I’ve ever experienced. I genuinely believe I’ve sweated more in the last two months than in the rest of my life combined.

I mean he had a fricking war train with everyone wearing Jodorowsky style red leather uniforms. Guy should get credit for enabling that at the very least

I’m sadly nowhere near my laptop but we need an emoji of this NOW!!!

When did I miss jeans?

Ants did 9/11?!

I’ve been out here two and a half months now and it really do be like that. Prosperity everywhere.

Next week it’s Xinjiang baby! Every Chinese person I’ve mentioned it too gets really excited. They consider it the most beautiful part of China and the food there is meant to be e excellent. They are quite upset about the western narrative about the “genocide” and very pleased to hear that I don’t buy it at all. That has won me a lot of free drinks and cigarettes.

Every year it would either be part of the first class to cover your new textbooks in something, or out would be part of the homework assignment

Proceeds to not cry at the US levelling whole towns in Afghanistan.

I fucking hate this slop

It says some funny shit on their site asking the lines that they can’t give it accreditations but that they are seeking alternative ways of getting their courses recognised by businesses.

Maybe it involves using countermeasures and jamming or something. I don’t know. Either way it sounded like it was just made up

Back when I payed Eve I liked how different sectors of space had different hues. I had some good times in that game, even though I was a very small fish.

Shit band, shit music. They are like the Coldplay of the US

I’m pretty sure the effects of inbreeding have always been well known.

Sorry to ackshully, the joke was funny