• @hamfandango
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    JUST IN: RUSSIA IS USING 15TH CENTURY CHINESE TECH IN UKRAINE

    Well, you might know something called powder…

    • @Arachno_Stalinist
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      62 years ago

      They have resorted to throwing their sword’s pommel at their opponents.

  • Star Wars Enjoyer A
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    212 years ago

    I’m not surprised that Liberals don’t know that Russia still uses Mosins in their lower echelon marksmen teams, but I am disappointed that they’re believing this narrative.

    • Star Wars Enjoyer A
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      272 years ago

      They’re literally doing the “red army soldiers were sent into Stalingrad with one rifle per 5 men” bullshit again.

      • AgreeableLandscape☭
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        The paradox of the Soviet soldier: endlessly unequiped and incompetent while being endlessly threatening to the West.

        • @Eat_Yo_Vegetables69
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          212 years ago

          endlessly unequiped and incompetent

          When westoids want to puff their chest and claim their superiority over the ‘savages’

          while being endlessly threatening to the West

          When westoids hear a sound at night and shit themselves thinking “it must be those gommies again!11”

        • @Rafael_Luisi
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          102 years ago

          The US does this to literally everyone that is even remotly threatening to him. It goes from the axis, to socialists countries, to third world countries, everyone is completelly unprepared, unequiped and falling to pieces, but they still are an threat to the most powerfull country in the world, somehow.

      • @guojing@lemmy.ml
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        162 years ago

        I recently played call of duty 1 where they have that storyline. Its quite funny, when you play that mission you dont have a gun, and all the rifles carried by other soldiers disappear into thin air the moment they die. Its a miracle that Russia won the battle under such circumstances.

        • Star Wars Enjoyer A
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          162 years ago

          It’s regarded as ahistoric nonsense by a wide array of historians, including anti-communist ones. But anti-communist armchair historians are still like “yeah but, it’s real tho right? because I learned about it in Enemy at the Gates, and Hollywood would never lie to me”

          • @guojing@lemmy.ml
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            It doesnt make any sense if you take just a few moments to think about it. Russia was a major military producer back then (still is), producing 57 thousand T-34 tanks. And such a country cant produce some simple rifles? Besides, whats the use in sending unarmed soldiers to war, if they could be used to produce weapons instead?

          • @Rafael_Luisi
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            42 years ago

            Thats the difference between someone that actually knows history, and someone that is high on that cool juice.

  • @mauveOkra
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    192 years ago

    Putler’s big straw sucking up all the water in Russia because reasons of evilness

    • @Comically_Large_Tank
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      162 years ago

      No dumbass, can’t you read? It’s because the dead frogs in the water make it irresistible!

      • @mauveOkra
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        192 years ago

        Only food left in Russia I guess, dead frog pond soup

        • @effortOP
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          182 years ago

          Next headline will be: “Putler kills frogs brutally to provide food supply for his war machine”

  • @cfgaussian
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    192 years ago

    Seeing that it is the “Daily Mail” tells you all you need to know, you can save yourself the time and just assume whatever they write is the most absurd bullshit imaginable.

      • @cfgaussian
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        22 years ago

        The Daily Mail is worse than Fox News…so much worse.

          • @cfgaussian
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            22 years ago

            The Daily Mail is a tabloid. It’s a different format. Much more reliant on clickbait headlines.

    • @PolandIsAStateOfMind
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      2 years ago

      Not this time (well, maybe except the frogs). Imperialist soldiers usually come fully equipped because the one thing for which imperialists always have money, is weapons.

  • @jacktrowell
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    132 years ago

    Apparrently Russian soldiers are too stupids to just drink tap water ?

    It’s not as if they had bombed every building in sight including water treatment plants US style, heck the russian had the occasoin to destroy power plants to cut power to a large proportion of the country and they didn’t do it.

  • @this_00
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    102 years ago

    “Russians use cavalry to destroy Tanks” “Russians catapults to destroy fortified positions”

  • Bungkarnoenjoyer
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    “reports says russia using juche technology to bring stalin from the dead”

    “reports says russians are using a comically large spoon”

    “reports says russians shit their turds at bathrooms”

    “reports says russians breathe air”

  • @ComradeStalin69
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    72 years ago

    Presstitutes with rotten teeth still mad that their fellow limey bastards got smoked by a Kalibr near Lvov 😂

  • 小莱卡
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    72 years ago

    At some point of our lives we believed this nonsense lol, we’ve come far.