• @mauveOkra
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    192 years ago

    Putler’s big straw sucking up all the water in Russia because reasons of evilness

    • @Comically_Large_Tank
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      162 years ago

      No dumbass, can’t you read? It’s because the dead frogs in the water make it irresistible!

      • @mauveOkra
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        192 years ago

        Only food left in Russia I guess, dead frog pond soup

        • @effortOP
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          182 years ago

          Next headline will be: “Putler kills frogs brutally to provide food supply for his war machine”