• 小莱卡
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      6 months ago

      see that dude over there Kim? Thats the GOAT, my main hater, they is now facing charges for sexual assault and possesion of CP.

  • Horse {they/them}
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    “You see over there? That camera came with a note inside, it said ‘习近平主席,请派遣三万枚东风洲际弹道导弹解放我的祖国——美利坚合众国。’, weird right?”

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      6 months ago

      They said WRONG answers only…you’re not supposed to post what actually happened.

  • Commiejones
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    Xi: “I beat that guy’s team in water polo”

    Jong Un: “wtf is water polo?”

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    see that wall over there kim? that’s where i personally execute every single uyghur and tibetan

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    “That’s the jar.”

    “The jar?”

    “Where we collect the tears of the imperialist.”

    “And what do you do with them?”

    “The imperialist or their tears?”

    “Either, both.”

    “Well first, the imperialist. We build mutually beneficial ties with other countries and become a production powerhouse, so that we are strong and interdependent in the face of the imperialist.”

    “And the tears?”

    “When the jar gets full of tears, we put it out on a ledge, facing west, to ward away the imperialist.”

    “That really works?”

    “Yes, they are terrified of their own tears.”

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    teach me your juche necromancy, let’s try it with that uyghur over there!

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    You see that tank over there? The commander is gonna let us drive it after this is over.