• ksdhf
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    It’s Russia’s fault my dog’s breath smells :(

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    Oh good, the NAFO folks are going to get stuck in a logic loop now. NAFO must be infilitrated by Russian agents so NAFO needs to get together to put a stop to NAFO.

    Maybe we can get shibas back sometime soon.

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      I’m sorry for the bad news but I think they have been permanently tainted :(

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      Weird that she has to point out every fella is a real person. You’d think that’s a given.

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        In their world anyone saying something against the narrative on the internet is a bot controlled by Russia or China.

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          It’s like introducing yourself to people as “Hi, my name is Dave, and I’m not a conman.” why do you have to tell me you’re not a conman from the get-go.

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            why do you have to tell me you’re not a conman from the get-go.

            Because Dave assumes that everyone is a conman.

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      “Intelligence” is doing a lot of heavy lifting…

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    The Russians actually invented time travel and went back in time to create the US, just so that the Soviet Union would have an interesting enemy to fight, populating it with secret Russians. It’s all Russians all the way down. I’m a Russian, you’re a Russian, Biden is a Russian, Macron is a Russian, even the dinosaurs that got wiped out by the meteor was a Russian and the meteor was a Russian troll farm. Also, human existence was a Russian plot to make being Russian a thing.

    The sad thing is, no matter how absurd I go with this, I still feel like it doesn’t pass muster with Poe’s law.

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      we are all descendants from genghis khan thus we have the mongol virus waiting for putin to activate it

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      There 100% social democrats who think this about the KPD.

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    These people really make Putin sound like the smartest person on the planet. He’s behind every little damned thing, he can manipulate everyone! What a guy!

    Edit: toastify is awesome? What does this mean?

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    NATO was controlled by Putin all along to make Russia look good, it all makes sense now.

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    The best part about NAFO is that they’re so vile and annoying that all they do is make you sympathize for Ukraine less

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    The Ukrainian government and military are a Russian psyop to undermine support for Ukraine. Ukrainian nationalism, major Russian psyop. If you rearrange Sean Penn’s name some of the letters match with Vladimir Putin and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.