• loathsome dongeaterA
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    6 months ago

    Step 1: Be the only existing bloodthirsty country that invades others unprovoked for private gain.

  • pinguinu [any]
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    The US defense plan: pray they don’t cross the entire Atlantic/Pacific/Arctic

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      6 months ago

      Granted, that’s a pretty good plan. That’s an insane geographical barrier to overcome, and logistics would be hell for any invading force.

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    Damn straight, we’ll teach those commie CCP weather balloon paratroopers not to mess with us red-blooded patriotic Muricans. They may have the numbers but we have the second amendment and God on our side. /s

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    As long as the CPC doesn’t plan on doing HALO jumps from weather balloons. The Air Force’s sole weakness!

    Also that is a weird course for Russian naval forces to be taking…? Or is this part of their brilliant strategy to take over Myrtle Beach, causing bikers up and down the eastern seaboard to riot?

  • fox [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    If both China and Russia are invading the US at the same time, surely they’d be doing so together, and doing so across the Bering Strait? Or is it vital for Russia to conquer Florida?

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    usa has experience invading real countries, but it has not enough experience to deal with imaginary invasions

  • Mzuark
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    I’m pretty sure Russia and China aren’t planning on invading us anytime soon