Step 1: Be the only existing bloodthirsty country that invades others unprovoked for private gain.
Don’t forget Cuba attacking from the south and polar bears attacking from the north
The US defense plan: pray they don’t cross the entire Atlantic/Pacific/Arctic
Granted, that’s a pretty good plan. That’s an insane geographical barrier to overcome, and logistics would be hell for any invading force.
The biggest asset the US has is their geographical position
Damn straight, we’ll teach those commie CCP weather balloon paratroopers not to mess with us red-blooded patriotic Muricans. They may have the numbers but we have the second amendment and God on our side. /s
If both China and Russia are invading the US at the same time, surely they’d be doing so together, and doing so across the Bering Strait? Or is it vital for Russia to conquer Florida?
Russia liberating Myrtle Beach is the top priority.
The Russian sleeper cells will move to occupy all the Jet Ski rentals for the Motherland.
Doing a Red Dawn or whatever that movie is in Miami to secure a beachhead for the Cuban vanguard
As long as the CPC doesn’t plan on doing HALO jumps from weather balloons. The Air Force’s sole weakness!
Also that is a weird course for Russian naval forces to be taking…? Or is this part of their brilliant strategy to take over Myrtle Beach, causing bikers up and down the eastern seaboard to riot?
usa has experience invading real countries, but it has not enough experience to deal with imaginary invasions
I’m pretty sure Russia and China aren’t planning on invading us anytime soon
US being invaded
Instead of US invading others
