B0rodin to GenZedong · 4 years agoQUEEN IS DEAD🦀🦀🦀🦀www.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square56linkfedilinkarrow-up1126arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1125arrow-down1external-linkQUEEN IS DEAD🦀🦀🦀🦀www.theguardian.comB0rodin to GenZedong · 4 years agomessage-square56linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSovereignStatelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·4 years agoheadcanoning that the bri’ish press is only telling us it was natural causes when in reality she choked to death on a hotdog
minus-squareAbramanlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·4 years agoIt’s Britain so it would be her morning beans on toast
minus-squareSovereignStatelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·4 years agoactually sourcesTM tell me that she was so hyped with how cucked the UK was becoming to the US she decided to finally try the Amerikan pseudopork delicacy herself, only to fail at sufficiently guzzling the glizzy with deadly consequences
minus-squareSovereignStatelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 years agoNah I’m just joking but I like to imagine it this way
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headcanoning that the bri’ish press is only telling us it was natural causes when in reality she choked to death on a hotdog
It’s Britain so it would be her morning beans on toast
actually sourcesTM tell me that she was so hyped with how cucked the UK was becoming to the US she decided to finally try the Amerikan pseudopork delicacy herself, only to fail at sufficiently guzzling the glizzy with deadly consequences
This is so sad, can we hit 5 likes
-meets Liz Truss
-dies of cringe
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Nah I’m just joking but I like to imagine it this way
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At least it hit Diana 👍
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