Rest in piss

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    2 years ago

    headcanoning that the bri’ish press is only telling us it was natural causes when in reality she choked to death on a hotdog

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      It’s Britain so it would be her morning beans on toast

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        actually sourcesTM tell me that she was so hyped with how cucked the UK was becoming to the US she decided to finally try the Amerikan pseudopork delicacy herself, only to fail at sufficiently guzzling the glizzy with deadly consequences

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      Wait really?! Is that how she died?

      I’m curious to know how she died so I can scope out how miserable she must’ve felt in her last moments. I hope she saw all the faces of the people her and her monstrous monarch treated horribly for the last long years.