Rest in piss

  • SovereignState
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    152 years ago

    headcanoning that the bri’ish press is only telling us it was natural causes when in reality she choked to death on a hotdog

    • @Abraman
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      152 years ago

      It’s Britain so it would be her morning beans on toast

      • SovereignState
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        122 years ago

        actually sourcesTM tell me that she was so hyped with how cucked the UK was becoming to the US she decided to finally try the Amerikan pseudopork delicacy herself, only to fail at sufficiently guzzling the glizzy with deadly consequences

        • @Abraman
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          132 years ago

          This is so sad, can we hit 5 likes

    • @Sunshiner
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      32 years ago

      Wait really?! Is that how she died?

      I’m curious to know how she died so I can scope out how miserable she must’ve felt in her last moments. I hope she saw all the faces of the people her and her monstrous monarch treated horribly for the last long years.

      • SovereignState
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        62 years ago

        Nah I’m just joking but I like to imagine it this way

        • @Sunshiner
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          32 years ago

          almost got me comrade, i was dreaming so hard