• Okuu
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    11 months ago

    He looks dressed for the black parade so I may as well send him on his way.

    • QueerCommie
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      11 months ago

      People tend to toss around the word “emo” when it’s far from applicable, but Jack Ma is it.

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      11 months ago

      And on top of everything else, give him an extra 10 years hard labor just for this eyesore.

    • loathsome dongeaterA
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      11 months ago

      Jack Ma likes to larp as a rockstar. If you search for “Jack Ma concert” you’ll find him in elaborate costumes.

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    11 months ago

    Slip that person publicly like the ***** ***** he is and tell him to knock it off…

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      11 months ago

      Looks up from his phone at his empty teapot and thinks to himself: “This is good tea, I would like to order a second pot of tea, but SHOULD I? Do I really need it? Oh what the heck, I am the one in charge after all. If I WANT a second pot of tea, I can HAVE a second pot of tea. It’s just tea after all.”

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      Guy in the center is lib hero Jack Ma, the Chinese equivalent of Jeff Bezos (more or less). He got disciplined a few years back for violating antitrust laws, trying to create an American-style financial bubble, and publicly criticizing government protections for workers. Apparently no one is quite sure exactly where he is right now.

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    11 months ago

    Piss on Deng’s grave for having subjected my eyes to this. Then re-read das kapital.

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      11 months ago

      Yeah, seeing this is almost – almost – enough to make me go full Maoist.