He hasn’t spent enough Ukrainian lives to afford his throne yet

He looks like they just called his number at the DMV

Master and vassal

The papers before Biden looks like a pizza box. Zelensky just delivered it and is waiting for a tip.

Zelensky looks like Biden’s valet.

“Will there be anything else, sir?”

“Half a minute, Jeeves, let me finish writing this love note to my paramour, and then you can deliver it.”