• lil_tank
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    The more I see the more I’m determined to instantly leave by all means necessary if my country ever goes to war

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      YES CONSCRIPT ME I AM TOTALLY NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH STATE ARMS

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        I’m 100% sure I’m on a list of some sort so I wonder if they would even want to give me access to the military

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          The one and only instance of disability working in my favor is that I will never be drafted at least. Silver linings for the Mad Max future…

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        I totally won’t sabotage equipment and give away information to the enemy. I pinky promise.

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        “Look sir, let’s be honest: none of us in this conscript platoon is Brock Samson. But some of us are certainly more responsible than others. Take me for example: I had half a lifetime of gun safety experience before the draft, and I was lucky enough only to get covid once; no brain fog or difficulty carrying heavy objects here. All of which is to say, I think it would be best if I had the SAW. To watch your back.”

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        “don’t desert. Go to Vietnam and kill your commanding officer.”

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    What clout does Macron have that makes him think he can behave this way?!

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      I remember Roland Boer, in an interview with Gabriel Rockhill, mentioning that out of all the european ghouls, the chinese saw Macron as the only competent one so there might be more to him than it meets the eye.

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        That is genuinely surprising… but his spinning bit with Biden makes me skeptical lol