• lil_tank
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    5 months ago

    The more I see the more I’m determined to instantly leave by all means necessary if my country ever goes to war

    • -6-6-6-
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      5 months ago

      YES CONSCRIPT ME I AM TOTALLY NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH STATE ARMS

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        5 months ago

        I’m 100% sure I’m on a list of some sort so I wonder if they would even want to give me access to the military

      • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        “Look sir, let’s be honest: none of us in this conscript platoon is Brock Samson. But some of us are certainly more responsible than others. Take me for example: I had half a lifetime of gun safety experience before the draft, and I was lucky enough only to get covid once; no brain fog or difficulty carrying heavy objects here. All of which is to say, I think it would be best if I had the SAW. To watch your back.”

      • cfgaussian
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        I totally won’t sabotage equipment and give away information to the enemy. I pinky promise.

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        “don’t desert. Go to Vietnam and kill your commanding officer.”