• -6-6-6-
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    5 months ago

    YES CONSCRIPT ME I AM TOTALLY NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH STATE ARMS

    • DankZedong A
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      5 months ago

      I’m 100% sure I’m on a list of some sort so I wonder if they would even want to give me access to the military

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      5 months ago

      “Look sir, let’s be honest: none of us in this conscript platoon is Brock Samson. But some of us are certainly more responsible than others. Take me for example: I had half a lifetime of gun safety experience before the draft, and I was lucky enough only to get covid once; no brain fog or difficulty carrying heavy objects here. All of which is to say, I think it would be best if I had the SAW. To watch your back.”

    • cfgaussian
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      5 months ago

      I totally won’t sabotage equipment and give away information to the enemy. I pinky promise.

    • CCCP Enjoyer
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      5 months ago

      “don’t desert. Go to Vietnam and kill your commanding officer.”