I swore a loyalty oath every day of my childhood isn’t that enough Mr. President?? 😭
Just regular wholesome democratic things 🥰
And people say that Americans don’t have freedom of speech. Nonsense! In what other country are people free to announce their fidelity to the state as kids?
that moment when the head of the boy scouts invited hitler to visit
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‘‘Day for the reaffirmation of loyalty to the United States’’ jesus fucking christ, read this shit and try to tell me the Americanoids don’t live in a fucking dystopia
Just Freedom Eagle McBurger™ things
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But Chinese people are the propagandized ones
Sorry, I only serve the big five
I love Five Guys!
(Never actually been to one, we don’t have them here)
Amazing plot for a sitcom right here
(you ain’t missing much, the BLTs are okay, free peanuts are nice)
Overpriced and the burgers are kinda mid
I prefer the Big Two
mah juche bois
Forbidden chocolate statues
“freedom”
MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY
If you actually assess the US on the B.I.T.E. Model, they’d rank as a full-on cult.