Can confirm, all of this happened.

Marx Angles was so buff he single-handedly took over Russia in the name of the Communist Party of China as a baby and installed puppet tsars.

When popular outcry ensued, he rolled back these policies and installed the puppet dictators Lenin and Stalin, who continued to hide behind him even after his death.

His fist forged the famous Spoon of Stalin, although it cost him dearly. To this day, Marx Angles’ unbeatable fist lives on in that spoon.

he’s so evil that he took all the religions and smoked them in a big blunt, leaving proles without opium

I mean, I’M not gonna square up with him

Caius Cosades if he wasn’t addicted to skooma.

Therapist: Degrowth Marx doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you Degrowth Marx:

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