Marx Angles was so buff he single-handedly took over Russia in the name of the Communist Party of China as a baby and installed puppet tsars.
When popular outcry ensued, he rolled back these policies and installed the puppet dictators Lenin and Stalin, who continued to hide behind him even after his death.
His fist forged the famous Spoon of Stalin, although it cost him dearly. To this day, Marx Angles’ unbeatable fist lives on in that spoon.
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Marx Angles was so buff he single-handedly took over Russia in the name of the Communist Party of China as a baby and installed puppet tsars.
When popular outcry ensued, he rolled back these policies and installed the puppet dictators Lenin and Stalin, who continued to hide behind him even after his death.
His fist forged the famous Spoon of Stalin, although it cost him dearly. To this day, Marx Angles’ unbeatable fist lives on in that spoon.