And then he killed all the North Koreans and all “Chinese” people are secretly lizard Flumbonians trying to genocide humans and replace everyone with communist Russian Martians
Ah, but the usage of Russian and communist implies that after the invasion was defeated, the revolution was brought back to Mars for the liberation of the Red Planet’s proletariat!
Did you know that Mao killed the entire Chinese population and replaced it with North Korean actors who Kil Il-sung provided?
And then he killed all the North Koreans and all “Chinese” people are secretly lizard Flumbonians trying to genocide humans and replace everyone with communist Russian Martians
Don’t threaten me with a good time
That’s historically untrue though. In fact, Stalin secretly defended the world from the Martian invasion. See this document:
Ah, but the usage of Russian and communist implies that after the invasion was defeated, the revolution was brought back to Mars for the liberation of the Red Planet’s proletariat!
He managed to turn part of nazi Germany into country as based as GDR, Mars was way easier.