• 陈卫华是我的英雄
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    And then he killed all the North Koreans and all “Chinese” people are secretly lizard Flumbonians trying to genocide humans and replace everyone with communist Russian Martians

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      communist Russian Martians

      Don’t threaten me with a good time

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        That’s historically untrue though. In fact, Stalin secretly defended the world from the Martian invasion. See this document:

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          Ah, but the usage of Russian and communist implies that after the invasion was defeated, the revolution was brought back to Mars for the liberation of the Red Planet’s proletariat!

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            He managed to turn part of nazi Germany into country as based as GDR, Mars was way easier.